,he took his sister to go to the shop,after a good look,he decided to buy some gloves.As the fella made the purchase,his sister also did some shopping & bought a pair of knickers. sadly,in wrapping up the two purchases,the attendant got them messed up so the young fella got the knickers. He never thought to check,he simply wrote a letter to go with the gift and posted the parcel.His letter read.
"My dear Debs,
Hope you like this gift. I bought them bcoz I noticed you dont wear any in the evenings. My sister would've chosen the long ones but I think the shorter ones are easier to get off. I hope the colour is to your liking. The shop assistant had pair of same colour & she showed me the ones she'd been wearing for the past two months and they were hardly soiled.
I wish I cud be there when you first put them on,but as I'm not meeting you until sunday I guess others will see them before I do.
love u
Shop guys Note,wen u take them off, blow them to remove dampness.
2006-11-15
00:47:13
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