2006-11-15 00:44:52 · 9 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you know cockfighting is illegal, right?
2006-11-15 01:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by liberpez 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well since John Holmes has been dead quite awhile I would put my money on the big sausage Ron Jeremy, but if John Holmes was alive he could outlast or out run Ron Jeremy.
2006-11-15 08:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say John Holmes because once you return from the dead to fight, you've got quite the chip on your shoulder! Besides, Ron Jeremy looks like a pansy and John could crush him with his large *wang*. I would enjoy watching the fight though!
2006-11-15 08:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Minouners 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ron Jeremy. John Holmes has been dead since 1988.
If he were still alive, he probably wins, being taller and in better shape.
2006-11-15 08:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ron Jeremy. Because John is dead. Simple. Be well.
2006-11-15 08:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOBODY beats johnny wad in a sword fight, jeremy is surgically altered holmes was the real deal.
2006-11-15 09:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Holmes ! He was suppose to have a bigger one!
2006-11-15 08:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
John "the wad"
2006-11-15 09:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope they both croak.......nasty, nasty stuff :s
2006-11-15 08:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by south_san_chica 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋