Micheal: Sir, I got thrince boys.. What names should I give them ? Ajit ( The Don ): 1st boy's name - Peter, 2nd name - Repeter and 3rd one - Sheng Lee ! Micheal: Boss, why Sheng Lee ? Ajit: Idiot. Every 3rd child in dis world is chinese. *** Husband: 2day is sunday & I need to enjoy so I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why 3 ? Hubby: 4 u and ur parents. *** True luv is like a pillow. U can hug it when ur in trouble. U can cry on it when ur in pain. U can embrace it when ur happy. So, Wanna true luv ? spend 50 bucks and buy a pillow. *** Do u know wat do i do when i see someone extremely beautiful, Gorgeous, attractive, cute, fabulous ?.. I stare, I smile and when I get tired... I put down the mirror. *** To live a life one needs brain, Looks, IQ, Knowledge and many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u,coz u manage to live without any of them.*** Santa (Reading froma book of facts): Do u know that everytime I breathe,a man dies? Banta:Why don't u use mouthwash? WHY DONT U SEND UR SMSes ?
2006-11-13
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