Micheal: Sir, I got thrince boys.. What names should I give them ? Ajit ( The Don ): 1st boy's name - Peter, 2nd name - Repeter and 3rd one - Sheng Lee ! Micheal: Boss, why Sheng Lee ? Ajit: Idiot. Every 3rd child in dis world is chinese. *** Husband: 2day is sunday & I need to enjoy so I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why 3 ? Hubby: 4 u and ur parents. *** True luv is like a pillow. U can hug it when ur in trouble. U can cry on it when ur in pain. U can embrace it when ur happy. So, Wanna true luv ? spend 50 bucks and buy a pillow. *** Do u know wat do i do when i see someone extremely beautiful, Gorgeous, attractive, cute, fabulous ?.. I stare, I smile and when I get tired... I put down the mirror. *** To live a life one needs brain, Looks, IQ, Knowledge and many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u,coz u manage to live without any of them.*** Santa (Reading froma book of facts): Do u know that everytime I breathe,a man dies? Banta:Why don't u use mouthwash? WHY DONT U SEND UR SMSes ?
2006-11-13 22:35:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. santa, unable to satisfy hi swife, took banta's advice. While having sex, he asked her: Du u feel any change ?, She said, Ya, Now you are doing like banta !!!!
2. Santa Rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick". Boss: When I am sick, I fuk my wife, try it. 2 hours later Santa rings back, Me better now, Your house & wife very nice.
3. In a party, s girl wanted to go to toilet. She asked santa: "susu karne ki jaga dikhao. Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhao.
2006-11-14 00:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF is inaccurate with this international????? Such stupid regulations. a million. intercourse with the different animals different than people is inaccurate in soooo many distinctive techniques. (properly for one shall we get ailments that we are going to not treatment) 2. Wtf? a doctor won't be able to inspect the girls genitals immediately? Wowwwww isn't the vagina yet another organ? only because of the fact this is this kind of sexual situation, it does not advise medical doctors won't be able to do their jobs good. 3. ok, so the guy is lifeless, why does or not this is counted is a caretaker sees the genitals or not. The caretakers likely have a number of their own. 4. Hahaha, who masturbates in front of people??So, this regulation is tremendously lots saying masturbate whilst no person's looking at. hahaha 5. This regulation only exhibits how distinctive the perspectives of virginity are. yet incredibly, that's f*cked. And nasty. What pervs. And exhibits what little rights woman have. 6. HAHAHA. That regulation in Hong Kong is quite humorous ...and somewhat extreme. :S 7. No remark. 8. Thats stressful. I advise, having your mom there while you're doing it???????And being a mom, looking at you're daughter doing it with you're son in regulation?????? 9. Hahaha...ewwww 10. even though... properly, sorry to destroy each and all of the exciting haha :) I only had to remark.
2016-10-22 01:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ishq Agar Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye,
Jawani Me Ho To Ehsaas Chahiye,
Ab B Time He Jaldi Karlo Warna..
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2014-09-21 23:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two of them for you:-
What is wrong with your cell every time
I call a voice comes that
The subscriber u have dialed
Is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
2006-11-14 00:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wife: “I just lost ten pounds!”
Husband: “Turn around, I think I found them”.
2006-11-13 22:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-13 22:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funnyyyyyyyyy
2006-11-14 15:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when ABDUL KALAM born god was thinked about him he became a good scientist then when i was born god thinked SABASH SARIYANNA POTTI.
2006-11-13 22:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by noghtyboy 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋