All categories - 12 November 2006

A city lawyer went duck hunting in a rural town. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s paddock on the other side of a

fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing. The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don’t let me get that duck I’ll sue you and take everything you own,”

boasted the lawyer. The old farmer smiled. “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things up here. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule.” “What’s that?” the lawyer asked. “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.” The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger. So he agreed. The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man’s nose off his face. The third kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits. The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot—now it’s my turn.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.”

2006-11-12 04:36:09 · 15 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am 56 years old. suddenly in the last few months I have put on about 8 kgs. Can anybody tell me some trick to get rid of it and be in shape for a family function

2006-11-12 04:35:51 · 29 answers · asked by diyaparmar 1 in Diet & Fitness

be a leader in the preppy group?

2006-11-12 04:35:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-12 04:35:36 · 7 answers · asked by iwanttoknoweverything 1 in Languages

like broken toys, smashed mirrors, stuff like that, its for my art project and i need more ideas, can you help me?

2006-11-12 04:35:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts

Like the movie Cars, ok question is:

IF you was a vehicle, what kind of car,truck,etc..
would most descibe you? For example I am a small person, I don't consider myself to be gorgeious but not bad looking,not a big eater so I wouldn't use much gas:) So I would say I would be a Honda Acord that wished she was a corvett... looking forwad to see your answers:)

2006-11-12 04:35:33 · 23 answers · asked by Sheena 3 in Polls & Surveys

ok well who is the biggest tennis player of all time in womans tennis

2006-11-12 04:35:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

how do I adjust the

1) pan size
2) temperature
3) baking time

The back of the box doesn't offer this information, but it does indicate different times and temperatures for different pan sizes for single batches, so I believe all three of those variables will change for a double batch.

Anyone know how to go about this?

2006-11-12 04:35:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

i never used i tunes before by the way... I got an ipod from my boss for $40, ipod mini and it has 406 songs already on it. I want to add more songs to it and delete some. I already have a few songs on itunes from my computer and limewire, but I can't figure out how to put it on my ipod. Can anyone tell me in babysteps how to do it and remove songs from ipod?

2006-11-12 04:35:23 · 3 answers · asked by maria_mccas 1 in Music & Music Players

Is there a way to get a better clean out of my retainer without using just water and my toothbrush?

2006-11-12 04:35:22 · 3 answers · asked by BlackRose 1 in Dental

for the person with the most complete recipe that sounds good and is five star quality

2006-11-12 04:35:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

My scalp is sensitive to heat so I am trying to avoid any kind of drying my hair at all and just let it dry natural. My hair is near shoulder length and pretty straight. When I just let it dry on its own it sort of ends up just hanging there. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to make it look better while still drying it natural

2006-11-12 04:35:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

One time I was visiting my cousins and they have two cats. I wanted to pet them but one of them gave me a mean look; I'm like what did I do?! lol. But I managed to let me hold them on the day I was going to leave.

2006-11-12 04:34:51 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Israel has stated that they are considering the use of force to stop Iran's nuclear enrichment program, do you you believe they will?

2006-11-12 04:34:45 · 10 answers · asked by daydoom 5 in Politics

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2006-11-12 04:34:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ANY GOOD TIPS OUT THERE

2006-11-12 04:34:41 · 6 answers · asked by IR 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

I think that's how u spell her name :3

2006-11-12 04:34:27 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ Rock Lee ♥ 3 in Music

2006-11-12 04:34:24 · 16 answers · asked by Sam 2 in Community Service

Okay so far I got posiedon's trident and kissed his second daughter, now how do I get passed the part were those gates under water keep coming and you have to get a certain distance and then dive into one of those holes then come up again swim over and over till you get to that big hole. How do i do that?Help me out.

2006-11-12 04:34:23 · 2 answers · asked by Chris G 1 in Video & Online Games

I haven't been working for more than six years, will I be able to get a job easily or do I have to go to training to get a admin job,I was an interpreter before and also worked in a office as an admin assistant. Im bored of sitting at home kids have started school,so Im free for few hours everyday. No silly answers please.

2006-11-12 04:34:23 · 22 answers · asked by neha 3 in Careers & Employment

you walked into your home and everything YOU (not anyone else that lives there) had ever bought was packed up in boxes?

2006-11-12 04:34:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

We have no toilet on site, often no drinking water, no flourescent jackets, no hard hats, no accident book, no fire extinguishers.

The health and safety people came round and just told them to sort it out but they didn't and nor did the health and safety come back.
So can i sue for endagerment or something or will i just lose my job if i complain.

i don't want to complain but if they're not willing to care about their employees why should we care about them!

Thanks for any help.

2006-11-12 04:34:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

thanx~

2006-11-12 04:34:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 04:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-12 04:34:09 · 6 answers · asked by Laura A 1 in Comics & Animation

i have seen the movies but i dont remember how they know each other,

2006-11-12 04:34:00 · 2 answers · asked by twiner 1 in Movies