All categories - 1 November 2006

Paddy & Murphy at work on their lunch. Paddy has egg sandwiches, so he asks Murphy what kind of sandwiches he has ......'Paste!' Murphy replies.......'What kind of paste, chicken, salmon, sardine?' Says Paddy.........'Crab!' says Murphy....Paddy tells him he's never had crab paste before & asks if he can try one.So Murphy gives him a sandwich.........'Not bad!' says Paddy 'Where did your wife get this from?'..........'Chemist!!'.... Replies Murphy

2006-11-01 00:49:39 · 14 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Both of my parents are black .I don't know what they could be mixed with. One of my parents is light skin an the other is brown has skin. Both have light brown eyes that appear lighter in sun. I have high cheek bones, lightbrown eyes , olive color skin, long curly,wavy hair.

2006-11-01 00:49:11 · 20 answers · asked by kiaral91 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

tell me something funny...that may make me full of laughter

2006-11-01 00:49:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 00:49:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

Is it normal for my fiance to me really angry and snappy with me most of the time, it seem's at the moment i cant do anything right and she keeps blaming it on the fact she is pregnant, is this true?

2006-11-01 00:49:03 · 12 answers · asked by Simon T 1 in Pregnancy

i been dating this capricorn boy for month and i can see he a little bossy and want to control the relationship.i think im a little to nice and sensitive for him

2006-11-01 00:48:55 · 13 answers · asked by christina b 2 in Horoscopes

If you were to die tomorrow what are the 3 things you wanna do? most important things?

2006-11-01 00:48:53 · 12 answers · asked by grace 2 in Singles & Dating

Norway has the highest standard of living in the world exactly because of the way they manage their oil. If we have gone into Iraq to better the living quality of the Iraqi people then should we not adopt the model used by the country with the highest standard of living in the world, and which attained such a standard because of their management of oil?

2006-11-01 00:48:51 · 3 answers · asked by Hans B 5 in Economics

2006-11-01 00:48:48 · 5 answers · asked by Leondra 1 in Environment

Can anyone tell me what the difference is between windows vista RC2 and windows RTM............. And if windows vista RTM is the final version? Thats what i heard of RTM and that if anything new comes out it will in updates and service packs is that true??????????/

2006-11-01 00:48:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

or will he continue to slander Soldiers like he did when he came back from Vietnam?

Finally, the mainstream voter has seen in Kerry what the military voters saw from the start with his presidential bid- that you can size a man up pretty good from their appearance- and they knew Kerry was a phony elitist trying to use a phony war record to further his career and cover up how he came back from Vietnam and slandered his fellow soldiers. His new comments just reinforced what the military set already knew.

The man is a phony and America wants him to apologize. Will he?

When is he going to apologize?

2006-11-01 00:48:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I mentioned before that I was in a place like a cult where some of them were described as paranoid is it the same as suffering mental illness?

2006-11-01 00:48:40 · 22 answers · asked by ucanseethejoin 2 in Mental Health

2006-11-01 00:48:38 · 15 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

Nandos chicken, chilli sauce and pickled jalapenos - love em all, but think I may be intolerant! I get the hiccups without fail and if it is particularly spicy I get a bit shaky... I do love chillis though!

2006-11-01 00:48:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

What is the best time to visit India ?

How do you please girls in city and nightclubs ?

Do girls like to have fun in india with guys ?

2006-11-01 00:48:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

I have two children and she wants kids really bad, but the whole family knows they are not ready, since they are totally involved in themselves. They never spend time with the family because they have "appointments" . Plus she has never taken care of a baby, doesn't mean she won't be a great mom it's just her reaction towards kids. My daughter spit up on her clothes and she threw a temper tantrum worse than my two year old. They are horrible aunts and uncles. When I saw them at target one day with my son and I was pregnant, they ran into a aisle once they saw me. How rude! My brother who lives in nebraska and my brother in law that lives in california are way better uncles than this one, and he even lives here. You can tell he is not ready for kids. He abuses my son with words like saying "you are a mommy's boy and you need to grow up, stop being a baby and be a man." I am lucky I got the better son out of the two. I think that a baby will break them up. What do I know, so help me.

2006-11-01 00:48:28 · 15 answers · asked by fourcheeks4 5 in Parenting

Let me know the verdict because I was having this argument with a few mates the other day....

2006-11-01 00:48:18 · 19 answers · asked by Jammy2kind 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-01 00:48:17 · 10 answers · asked by Simply_Me 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-01 00:48:15 · 3 answers · asked by Chia C 1 in Cycling

2006-11-01 00:48:05 · 10 answers · asked by blubare 1 in Air Travel

in the news article below - I'm not good at English.

Hill said the talks could resume as early as November or December. "We took a step today toward getting this process back on track," he said. But, he added, "We are a long way from our goal still. . . . I have not broken out the cigars and champagne quite yet."

The six-party talks had originally been intended to persuade Pyongyang to abandon its nuclear ambitions. But its nuclear test changed the debate and the stakes.

2006-11-01 00:47:58 · 7 answers · asked by domo 1 in Current Events

2006-11-01 00:47:55 · 1 answers · asked by lani 2 in History

Ok there is this guy he took me 2 homecoming and we like each other and i do not no y he will not ask me out. I no he likes me cuz he cums 2 see me at my house and we kiss and we talk on the fone every night and he gave me a rose last week. he tells people he likes me and he wants 2 wait and ask me, but its been a month now and i feel like i am wastin my time.I really like him thuogh so what should I do wait 4 him 2 ask me or find another guy?????????

2006-11-01 00:47:48 · 19 answers · asked by LACEY 2 in Singles & Dating

Put it this way, if I was enclosed in an underground cave with thousands of wasps I wouldn't be best pleased! What are you afraid of, cos I hear people are afraid of buttons and zips amongst others!

2006-11-01 00:47:42 · 30 answers · asked by monty_4_wayland 1 in Mental Health

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five
dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I
got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing
a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked
him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

2006-11-01 00:47:42 · 22 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Polls & Surveys

recenlty my husband has had to give up work, making our financial situation worse.. i have a 5 year old daughter, and i work in excess of 48 hours a week! the thing is, my husband has many talents and no qualifications to go with it.. he cant find another job that would suit daughters school hours, and at the moment i cannot cut my hours to suit, because of the financial strain.... (i earn peanuts for the hours i work)
how do i support my daughter and my husband whilst juggling 48 hours a week, and stay happy??
what advice shall i seek from others, (i dont need therapy/councelling)

Need genuine advice for this, as feeling a little tender, so be nice please...

2006-11-01 00:47:32 · 8 answers · asked by storm.minx 3 in Family

i fell bad. i cant find a job. i dont know what 2 do with my live ....

2006-11-01 00:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-01 00:47:28 · 1 answers · asked by Coal W 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Cindy Sheehan has struck a blow against war profiteering and suffering and the hypocrisy of the Bush administration. She has singlehandedly made a lot of people switch sides. She has steeled the resolve of the right wingnuts, showing them up for the rigidly irrational, defend-anything boobs that they are.

Murtha outed the US Armed Forces personal agenda "recreational genocide" tactics in Iraq. It's a funny irony of modern American politics that the GOP attacked him more for outing the military for its abuses, than they attacked the abusive military itself, after he outed them. Those crazy people.

2006-11-01 00:47:27 · 7 answers · asked by Smith and Jones 1 in Politics

2006-11-01 00:47:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering