tell me something funny...that may make me full of laughter
2006-11-01 00:49:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oink oink:)
2006-11-01 00:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Pigly Wiggly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 hillbillies walk to town every day...and every morning a big boobed blonde would flash em when they walked by her house...
after several days one hillbilly says to the other one---show her yer nuts...he sticks his thumbs in his ears, wiggles his fingers, and goes neh-neh-neh
Subject: new discovery!
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late
2006-11-01 08:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by takeemout01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go look at some of the jokes on yahoo answers. The condom tester one is pretty funny
2006-11-01 08:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their was a mother that was trying to put her son to sleep so she could have some time with her husband. He was a bit fussy, so she decided to teach him how to say his prayers. She said, "Now, I'm going to tuck you in, you say your prayers mommy taught you and go to sleep". Well she hurried off to be with her husband upstairs, it got a bit much and the mother got a bit loud, "She starting saying, "OH Lord have Mercy", OH, God forgive me, Hallelujah," well it woke the little boy up, and he went running upstairs and knocked on the bedroom doors, "Mommy, is daddy in there teaching you how to say your prayer too.
Silver Birch. Ha Ha Ha
2006-11-01 09:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your lame i know its not funny but i wanted the 2 points
2006-11-01 08:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm
What is brown and Sticky ?
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(a stick!)
No really.
Have a look at this cheer me up site
http://www.zyra.org.uk/cheerme.htm
Good Luck !
2006-11-01 10:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by Andy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A buddhist, a catholic, and a hinduist had a test to prove whose god/ God would save them....
the buddhist jumped a tall building shouting, "budhha!"
then he died.
the hinduist jumped and shouted "allah!" then he died too.
then the catholic jumped shouting "Kristo!" (Christ) ...
but when he saw that he was about to hit ground.. he immediatly said...
bhudda,bhudda,bhudda
then,... he died.
2006-11-01 09:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by JaZz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try out this site.
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_jokes.html
2006-11-01 08:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I burnt my ear................. someone rang me up when I was ironing !!!! whats funny about that ? It's true !
2006-11-01 08:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wantanamera hayiya wantanamera wantanamera hayiya wantanamera...............did u laugh? yap i heard u laughing. cool hun!
2006-11-01 08:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by amy a' 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
2006-11-01 08:50:53 · answer #11 · answered by chocolate_icecream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋