Paddy & Murphy at work on their lunch. Paddy has egg sandwiches, so he asks Murphy what kind of sandwiches he has ......'Paste!' Murphy replies.......'What kind of paste, chicken, salmon, sardine?' Says Paddy.........'Crab!' says Murphy....Paddy tells him he's never had crab paste before & asks if he can try one.So Murphy gives him a sandwich.........'Not bad!' says Paddy 'Where did your wife get this from?'..........'Chemist!!'.... Replies Murphy
2006-11-01 00:49:39 · 14 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ughh!!
Good one
2006-11-01 00:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a corker! 11/10!
2006-11-03 16:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of ten for trying
2006-11-04 16:59:11 · answer #3 · answered by taz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it alot LMAO here and i bet my work mates are looking at me hahahahahahah thumbs up
2006-11-01 09:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha -saw it coming though
2006-11-01 08:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 08:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaahhaaha
2006-11-01 09:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe....vile but funny - made me chuckle
2006-11-01 09:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww.
2006-11-01 08:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M LMAO XXX
2006-11-04 12:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋