Two teenage boys go to confession.....
In the booth the first boy admits having sex with a girl but refuses to name her.
The priest asks, "It wasn't Mary Jones, was it?"
The boy says, "No Father, it wasn't"
The priest asks, "Was it Angela Brown?"
The boy replies, "No Father it wasn't"
The priest asks, "It wasn't Jane Carter, by any chance?"
The boy says, "No Father it wasn't"
The priest gives up and says, "Well, for your penance say fifty Hail Marys and leave half your pocket money in the poor box."
When the boy leaves, his friend asks him how it went.
The boy replies, "Not bad, a £5 fine and three great leads." :)
2006-10-30
09:06:41
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