Two teenage boys go to confession.....
In the booth the first boy admits having sex with a girl but refuses to name her.
The priest asks, "It wasn't Mary Jones, was it?"
The boy says, "No Father, it wasn't"
The priest asks, "Was it Angela Brown?"
The boy replies, "No Father it wasn't"
The priest asks, "It wasn't Jane Carter, by any chance?"
The boy says, "No Father it wasn't"
The priest gives up and says, "Well, for your penance say fifty Hail Marys and leave half your pocket money in the poor box."
When the boy leaves, his friend asks him how it went.
The boy replies, "Not bad, a £5 fine and three great leads." :)
2006-10-30 09:06:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very crafty I like their style!
Three nuns told a priest that they had sinned.The first nun laughed and said:"I had sex with a man."
The priest said:"Drink holy water."
The second nun laughed and said;"I was involved in a fight."
The priest said:"Drink holy water."
The third nun laughed even more:"I pissed in the holy water."
2006-10-30 11:41:15 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
except some thing is addressed to the two one people (Mr & Mrs John Jones) i like to be addressed via my own call - v patronising to be stated as Mrs John Jones. Who am i, a actual individual or an extension of my husband? when you consider which you have been sending a card on your individual mom nevertheless, why so formal? when I mail enjoying cards to my mum, that is addressed to "Mum, 123 Jones street, Jonesville" or only user-friendly "Mary Jones, 123 Jones street..."
2016-10-16 13:34:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow !!! Leaders in Training ! That too at a very nominal cost by an Godly man ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!! Great Joke....with a nice punch line !!!!
2006-10-30 09:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-10-30 10:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before,still funny though,
2006-10-30 09:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee........being a catholic it made my shoulders jiggle a little with laughter!!
Muy bien!
2006-10-30 09:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 09:17:54 · answer #7 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky boy
2006-10-30 09:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really like it, had to think about it first, but a good one.
2006-10-30 09:20:48 · answer #9 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-10-30 09:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by urbanrt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋