A farmer buys a new bull from market, when he gets it home he puts it in the field with the cows to do it's thang, however the bull goes crazy and starts s******g the cows to death! The farmer panics and catches the bull, he puts it in the field with his donkey for the night but the bull starts to s**g it too, In desperation the farmer throws a tarpaulin over the donkey to deter the bull, all's well until the next morning when the farmer wakes, he sees the bull sleeping in the field, there's a big hole in the hedge and the donkey is nowhere to be seen, he runs down the road shouting the donkey's name and meets a man walking the other way "have you seen a donkey run down here with a tarpaulin over it?" he asks, the bloke reply's "no, but come to think of it I've just seen a donkey with a handkerchief sticking out of it's bum" :0)
2006-10-27
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