A farmer buys a new bull from market, when he gets it home he puts it in the field with the cows to do it's thang, however the bull goes crazy and starts s******g the cows to death! The farmer panics and catches the bull, he puts it in the field with his donkey for the night but the bull starts to s**g it too, In desperation the farmer throws a tarpaulin over the donkey to deter the bull, all's well until the next morning when the farmer wakes, he sees the bull sleeping in the field, there's a big hole in the hedge and the donkey is nowhere to be seen, he runs down the road shouting the donkey's name and meets a man walking the other way "have you seen a donkey run down here with a tarpaulin over it?" he asks, the bloke reply's "no, but come to think of it I've just seen a donkey with a handkerchief sticking out of it's bum" :0)
2006-10-27 00:26:01 · 25 answers · asked by f**kwit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny i like it
2006-10-27 00:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mean the bull f**ked the donkey so much that only a bit of the tarpaulin was left sticking out of its bum, which the man mistook for a handkerchief. That's rude. Lucky I use the computer whilst sat on the toilet.
2006-10-27 01:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 06:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one f**kwit, I like that a whole lot, how's the donkey now, a bit bu**ered I expect.
2006-10-27 00:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope sorry expected a better punchline
2006-10-27 00:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sotty I never peed my pants. Good try though!
2006-10-27 00:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even, a drip in my panties !!!
that was not worth the reading !
Don't give up on the day job.
Where !oh ! where, is the humour
>^,,^<
2006-10-27 00:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 02:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one sod everyone else i thought it was funny
2006-10-27 01:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by madcrazycow1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's an ok joke, didn't make me pee my pants, though
2006-10-27 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋