A lady in a nun's habit got into to taxi and noticed the driver staring at her so she asked what was the matter. He replied please don't be offended but I have alwayed had a fantasy about kissing a nun. So the lady said my son I am not offended, pull into the next alley and I 'll let you kiss me but first are you Catholic and are you single? The driver eagerly said yes to both questions. They pulled into an alley and the nun laid a kiss on him that would make a hooker blush. Later the driver started crying saying I have sinned, the nun said no you haven't . I 'm not a nun, I'm jewish, married and on my way to a halloween party and by the way my name is Kevin!
2006-10-27
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