George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have
no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to
have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened
the first room and in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot
water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his
fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In It was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, swing,
swing, time after time.
"No!" I've got a problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it was Bill Clinton lying on a bed
with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a
spread-eagled pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I reckon I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-10-24
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