On a beautiful night Marie rolls towards Pierre and whispers, "kiss me!"
Deliberately, Pierre uncorks a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's face and lips. "What are you doing?" splutters Marie.
"I am a fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
So she smiles and they kiss, softly but ardently.
Things began to heat up and Marie sighs, "kiss me lower"
Pierre takes a bottle of Chablis and pours it over her breasts.
"What are you doing now?" asked Marie.
"When I have white meat, I have white wine!" said Pierre
She giggles and said softly, "kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her crotch, then strikes a match and WHooooshhh!!!! She's on fire.
Marie screams, ran to her feet and throws herself into the pool. Standing waist deep, she screamed furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE HELL YOU DID?"
Our hero twitching his moustache said proudly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down FLAMES!!
2006-10-21
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