On a beautiful night Marie rolls towards Pierre and whispers, "kiss me!"
Deliberately, Pierre uncorks a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's face and lips. "What are you doing?" splutters Marie.
"I am a fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
So she smiles and they kiss, softly but ardently.
Things began to heat up and Marie sighs, "kiss me lower"
Pierre takes a bottle of Chablis and pours it over her breasts.
"What are you doing now?" asked Marie.
"When I have white meat, I have white wine!" said Pierre
She giggles and said softly, "kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her crotch, then strikes a match and WHooooshhh!!!! She's on fire.
Marie screams, ran to her feet and throws herself into the pool. Standing waist deep, she screamed furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE HELL YOU DID?"
Our hero twitching his moustache said proudly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down FLAMES!!
2006-10-21 23:28:41 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, i got a good laugh. thanks
2006-10-22 01:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny. That lady that said you get a 5 is wrong. You get an 11.
2006-10-22 03:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! I guess you are wrong by saying that it is worth a good laugh coz it gave me the best laugh of the day ;)
Keep it up!
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-22 00:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a non veg joke hmmm...its good i'll rate it 5 on 10 dont feel bad.
2006-10-21 23:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OH MY GOSH!!
EEEEEEEEE!!!
ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING
I REALLY LIKE THESE KINDA dirty jokes....plz send more, if you can , ok? plz.
2006-10-22 03:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it, e-mailed it to a friend, came back to this page and i am still giggling thanx!
2006-10-23 04:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by borrowedtime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one.
2006-10-21 23:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jenyfer C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 03:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.LOL
2006-10-22 00:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okae this is kinda awkward
2006-10-22 01:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not my kind of question
2006-10-21 23:50:58 · answer #11 · answered by dew 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋