All categories - 20 October 2006

Just for the online poll.

Are you voting for the Republicans? Or Democrats?

2006-10-20 23:39:15 · 12 answers · asked by davegesprek 1 in Elections

2006-10-20 23:38:45 · 4 answers · asked by smart_suy123 1 in Studying Abroad

What is the contribution of Taboo in the Black eyed peas?

2006-10-20 23:38:43 · 4 answers · asked by MR T 2 in Music

Research Study

2006-10-20 23:38:25 · 14 answers · asked by CeeStyle 2 in Other - Skin & Body

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.



2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."



3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.



4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.



5. A man walks into a bar with a slab o f asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."



6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"



7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."



8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.



9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.



10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.



11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.



12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"



13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.



14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.



15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"



16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.



17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."



18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."



19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).. a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.



20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

2006-10-20 23:38:10 · 14 answers · asked by Scythe 1 in Jokes & Riddles

at least 3 ways!

2006-10-20 23:38:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I've recently found an old acoustic guitar which I would like to put steel strings on. Currently it as nylon. Would it in anyway damage it?

2006-10-20 23:37:58 · 12 answers · asked by coldginuk 2 in Music

My computer keeps freezing. It loads up OK( usually) but then crashes after a couple of minutes. Been trying to fix it but it doesn't run long enough to finish running a registry patrol scan or virus scan. Any ideas? Can I run it in a different mode or something to stop it from crashing whilst I run tests.

I'm on windows XP, (am using registry patrol because it looks simpler to run than XP medic).

(Can I have simple jargon free step by step instructions please, I can work a computer but am definately not an expert).

2006-10-20 23:37:57 · 15 answers · asked by Ellie 4 in Other - Computers

One: I will see you tomorrow after lunch.
Two: I will see you after lunch tomorrow.

2006-10-20 23:37:50 · 7 answers · asked by donotmisstony 2 in Languages

Let me explain...I'm not actually planning my wedding, but I am in my head...more than other girls! I'm always watching "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?" on TV, and I go online to research wedding gowns, hotels, cakes, flowers, etc. I can't help it....my wedding day is sooooooooo important!!! I know it's important for everyone, but I think for me, it means a bit more. See, I'm waiting for marriage to have sex, cause I think it's waaaay too important to give up to just any guy. I mean I think about Mr. Right everyday and every night!!! It's kinda like a Disney fairy tale...HaHa! I hope no one takes it the wrong way, but I just feel the reason I'm like this is because I've waited and will continue to wait for Mr. Right for sooo long.I refuse to be with any other guy, that I know is not him!!!Don't me wrong now...I'm not some coservative nun type, but basically I don't want to be in any real relationship with a guy other than Mr. Right! I love him that much! What do you think about all this??

2006-10-20 23:37:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

2006-10-20 23:37:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

(advanced format)
monsters:
mirage dragon x2
mystic swordsman lv2 x1
marauding captain x2
breaker the magical warrior x1
gravekeeper's watcher x1
elemental hero wildheart x2
exiled force x1
amazoness swords woman x1
goblin attack force x1
ninja grandmaster sasuke x1
don zaloog x1
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rocket warrior x1
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mataza the zapper x1

spellcards:
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mage power x1
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swords of revealing light x1
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fusion sword mursame blade x1
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traps:
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seven tools of the bandit x1
blast with chain x1
sakuretsu armor x1
magic jammer x1
dark deal x1

2006-10-20 23:37:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Card Games

2006-10-20 23:36:58 · 3 answers · asked by azka a 2 in Government

2006-10-20 23:36:58 · 10 answers · asked by guillo19 2 in UEFA Champions League

and the biggest she ever had

2006-10-20 23:36:39 · 19 answers · asked by PETE 3 in Singles & Dating

iv grounded her stoped pocket money , when she was aloud back out she done it again im worried she will be having sex next what can i do am i a bad mum . i had her when i was 18 and iv told her how hard it was to be a single mum . iv tried getting her int activities after school and she just pushes them aside

2006-10-20 23:36:32 · 13 answers · asked by desperate mum 1 in Parenting

2006-10-20 23:36:31 · 6 answers · asked by mindsgoneblank 1 in STDs

On an 80gallon hot water heater what should the temp seting be?

2006-10-20 23:35:49 · 8 answers · asked by Jack of all trades 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

and what dos xXx mean ? you see it on alot of myspaces

2006-10-20 23:34:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

I made a system update about two weeks ago including adding Windows Defender. I have purchased this system about two years ago with the original Windows XP, no funny business...promise.

Now, it claims I have a counterfeit version of the Operating System and is requiring that I purchase a legal copy.

What happened probably and how do I correct this?

2006-10-20 23:34:03 · 2 answers · asked by atg28 5 in Software

i forget my assignments instantly sitting at my job..am a front desk officer, i sit idle sometimes browsing, its really important for me to keep in memory wat i hav to do...pls help me come out this and be smart and sharp..seriously.

2006-10-20 23:34:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-10-20 23:33:59 · 4 answers · asked by mawmjw 1 in Cricket

Some females say as long as a man is happy there is respect Ot

2006-10-20 23:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

christian vs atheist also included those who believed in satan so christian let the cross stand up against the non believers bring the sword of jesus and let slay or burn the demon's or the atheist . with the pope on our side of course. thanks

2006-10-20 23:33:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why the Americans in the WW2 called the Nazi soldiers Krauts?

2006-10-20 23:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I'm a newbi in online poker. I bought an e-book from this site: www.secretofpokercheater.com and after reading it, I am now discourage to play poker online. I rather play in live casino instead.

2006-10-20 23:32:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I want to watch some nice slightly different movies to watch. They can be based on natural disasters like The Day After Tomorrow, or some really nice adventurous story, or a horror movie or something really comedy, but clean comedy or something on Bermuda Triangle, or some unsolved mystery, or some really cool, informative documentary yet, not boring. Please note that I do not want movies with bad scenes in it.

2006-10-20 23:32:33 · 25 answers · asked by Faizan 1 in Movies

I am about to lay a new small front lawn which has beds on two sides, paving on one side, and a new path to the fourth. I'm looking for something to keep the lawn separate which is practical but not the usual solution of say edging bricks. The total perimeter is relatively small and so materials cost for the edging does not have to be economical, but something creative, and preferably easy to fit and low maintenance.

2006-10-20 23:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by Richard C 2 in Garden & Landscape

2006-10-20 23:32:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender