All categories - 18 October 2006

Right. This may be my last attempt to stump you all. If ANYONE gets this I'll just resort to telling bad jokes. (That's not a threat.)

Colonel Cabbage woke one morning, and upon going into his washroom took one look in the morror and realised he had a black-eye. After leaving the washroom, instead of investigating as to how this had happened, he resorted to putting cling-film over his next-in-command's toilet seat. EXPLAIN.

2006-10-18 02:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by Kaej 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I am B.E Chemical (2004), worked for two years , last job was as a Project Associate in ICI India limited, I want to do SAP Functional , Is it the right decision ?

2006-10-18 02:33:50 · 3 answers · asked by Aniket 1 in Software

2006-10-18 02:33:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i want to eventually become a social worker, working with children. how do i go about this and what qualifications do i need?

2006-10-18 02:33:41 · 6 answers · asked by canny 1 in Other - Education

"Six Feet Under" and realistic shows like "The Corner" and "The Wire"!What do we have?"The Bill", not exactly first class television is it now.They even have shows that tell you about things you were not aware of like "Big Love" with Bill Paxton.All english tv has is stupid reality tv shows and repetitive soaps!

2006-10-18 02:33:33 · 18 answers · asked by Hem 1 in Television

Period was September 16 thur September 19 and right now there is no period yet but have a couple of crampings that is all yestarday i woke up feeling really dizzy today alittle bit dizzy so what do you guys think? Maybe i am late i don't now Please help me out Thanks For the Help...God Bless

2006-10-18 02:33:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2006-10-18 02:33:29 · 20 answers · asked by Mark T 1 in Television

26 male. quiet, shy, no friends. My vocabulary is pretty limited. I've been trying to learn words but its difficult since just learning them out of a book, will not give me the whole picture on their usage.

Also, even though i'm a quiet person , I talk at times with people. But i tend to use the same basic vocabulary that i have and fail to come up with words i've learned recently. Either i can't remember them, or i feel uneasy using words which i don't even know how to use. It's even more embarrasing since i'm a pretty old person and people my age are usually mature at this age with no major problems in their speaking skills.

what kind of things can i do to effectively retain vocabulary and learn to use it correctly, even though i have no friends to talk to?

2006-10-18 02:33:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2006-10-18 02:33:21 · 9 answers · asked by champagne 2 in Singles & Dating

Having replaced the hard drive and rebooting the systems my giga pocket now has no broadcast locations and will not let the system start the tv set up i just get an error masage [Fail IInput Info::GetAvailableBaseChannel()Function.(0x80004005)] this is very anoying since this is the main reason for bying this unit in the first place anyone out there help please

2006-10-18 02:33:13 · 1 answers · asked by PUNKY 1 in Other - Hardware

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2006-10-18 02:33:12 · 2 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Other - Society & Culture

I have the opportunity to do Missionary work in Africa next summer, and have asked the pastor at my church who is in charge for more details, but she hasn't gotten back with me yet, so I was wondering if any of you would give me your first hand experiences with missionary work in Africa, if they really appreciate you being there, and if you feel it was worth while? Please no advertisements, thank you!

2006-10-18 02:33:08 · 1 answers · asked by aloneinga 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-18 02:32:51 · 4 answers · asked by !_! 2 in Mathematics

im looking for a pair of speed cats (puma) black\white... size 11 does anyone know where i can get them?

2006-10-18 02:32:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-18 02:32:36 · 14 answers · asked by ArZ 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Mike Tyson is now going further than sparring people at Cezar's in Las Vegas. He is now going to worldwide locations. I think the 1st is Japan. Now you know those Japanese women are going to try to really kick his azz. I cant wait to see when he knocks a few out in one puch. Keep in mind on his tour they are real matches w/ anyone who has the money to fight him. This will be good.

2006-10-18 02:32:16 · 10 answers · asked by blah b 1 in Boxing

2006-10-18 02:32:09 · 32 answers · asked by peggy 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-18 02:31:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

What is the physical difference between a man and a woman's voice box that causes gruffness in a man after puberty?

2006-10-18 02:31:47 · 9 answers · asked by Bazza66 3 in Other - General Health Care

Tonight i took my bealge pup of 7 months old outside with a choke collar on her. Somehow she managed to get her head out, and then bolted across the road and everywhere around my house. I quickly went inside and got her treat jar and started shaking it vigorously, as that sometimes does the trick. She didn't come though, and after few more minutes of running around, she just sat looking at me, and then i slowly walked towards her then grabbed her. Thank God. Question 1)What could I have done better in the situation?
question2) Should I also get a smaller choke chain? is it easy for dogs to escape out of choke chains in general?

I'd also like to add that she's been well socialised, been to puppy kindy (in the process of looking for a dog school now). She "sits" "heels" "down" and "wait" and all that other command most of the time inside the house.
I also used the amichien bonding methods recommended by the doglistener Jan Fennell, and other dominance methods.

2006-10-18 02:31:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

nothing in life is perfect. practice makes perfect. so why practice?

really...

2006-10-18 02:31:36 · 10 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 02:31:33 · 10 answers · asked by Danny B 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-18 02:31:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Long story short. I abused some things (illegal things...) when I was younger, and this has effected my Long term & short term memory. I am not able to LEARN things without repeating them OVER AND OVER again for days... and if I stop doing that... I forget. It usually takes me a year to get good at something. Im making A's in school (miraculously) but even after I study for weeks for an exam and get the A on it, the information I studied is immediatly lost. I took a Quiz last thursday, I studied my butt off, and had it down. Aced the quiz and then was given a POP quiz on monday and couldnt remember anything... I need a good memory... what can I do to improve it. I need to learn how to LEARN things and NOT memorize them... but dont know how. Please help me.

2006-10-18 02:31:27 · 11 answers · asked by Angel Eve 6 in Higher Education (University +)

Just not sure why. She's old!

2006-10-18 02:31:22 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-18 02:31:16 · 7 answers · asked by nansy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

We are going to Montreal first time, need suggestions about vacation rentals: http://www.alwaysonvacation.com/details/Canada_Quebec_Montreal_77519.html, should we use vacation rentals or hotels?

2006-10-18 02:31:13 · 7 answers · asked by NeedHelp? 1 in Montreal

Eg if I have permanent right to reside in the UK, a NIN, pay taxes, etc, but am not a citizen would I be considered a UK National?

2006-10-18 02:31:05 · 13 answers · asked by ET 1 in Immigration

The water isn't dirty or anything, but the carpet in the hallway outside, of the bathroom door, is saturated. How can I remedy this myself without calling in professionals?
The area that is wet is approximately 2.5 feet x 7 feet.

2006-10-18 02:30:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)