Right. This may be my last attempt to stump you all. If ANYONE gets this I'll just resort to telling bad jokes. (That's not a threat.)
Colonel Cabbage woke one morning, and upon going into his washroom took one look in the morror and realised he had a black-eye. After leaving the washroom, instead of investigating as to how this had happened, he resorted to putting cling-film over his next-in-command's toilet seat. EXPLAIN.
2006-10-18 02:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by Kaej 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think you cheated, cos you said wait a sec and then got it right. You must have the same book as me, Kimmie, but what the hell.
2006-10-18 02:56:56 · update #1
Ok I take it back. Well done. I just wish one of the riddles floating about in my mind was not known by at least 1 person on this site... :(
2006-10-18 03:42:02 · update #2
I think he got the black eye from looking in his binoculars/scope-thing. So he put clear wrap on the toilet seat cuz thats his way of telling his next in command that hes in deep sh*t for messing with him!
NO! Im @ work and i had to leave my desk, i didnt have tyme 2 write it out. Plus even if i got it wrong, it wouldnt be a big deal. So y would i cheat? That would be kinda dumb! And what book r u talkin about?
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2006-10-18 02:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats cling film? Oh but I think he already knew it was his next-in-command who gave him a black eye because he is jealous, of him being first in command,.....probably wrong....but the only explanation I can think of!
2006-10-18 02:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't a real black eye it was black boot polish from a practical joke played by colonel cabbage!!!! cling film revenge is sweet lol xx
2006-10-18 03:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by bubble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm... because someone painted his eye black so he got revenge by playing the "Cling Film" trick!?!?!?!
2006-10-18 07:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked it out but someone else beat me to it.
2006-10-18 05:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
back to the drawing board I think.
2006-10-18 05:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2006-10-18 03:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋