All categories - 18 October 2006

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself

2006-10-18 04:03:37 · 9 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Jokes & Riddles

wheres the best shopping centre in west sussex

2006-10-18 04:03:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-18 04:03:34 · 5 answers · asked by joseph 1 in Men's Health

I heard it was RATM.

2006-10-18 04:03:29 · 10 answers · asked by blasttime2000 1 in Wrestling

My daughter does not like to have anything covering her while she sleeps. It's too hot most of the time now to put her in a blanket sleeper, but as the night progresses it gets colder. I wake up sometimes and she will be like an icecycle. I try to cover her all throughout the night but she kicks the covers off as soon as I put them on. She is 15 months. I guess I'm wondering if this is typical and if she will quit anytime soon.

2006-10-18 04:03:18 · 27 answers · asked by Serious Answers 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-10-18 04:03:10 · 7 answers · asked by jonas_tripps_79 2 in Philosophy

i opened my folder and i didn't find all my files,i didn't hide them even i do that i try to show hide files but it failed and i'm sure that i didn;t delete them,i want them back...

2006-10-18 04:03:07 · 3 answers · asked by spanishcat 1 in Other - Computers

2006-10-18 04:02:59 · 10 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3 in Polls & Surveys

I recently fell while skateboarding and it hurt like hell. A few weeks after i had a similar fall but did not feel ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER. Was I so focussed on my trick that I forgot pain existed, or was adrenaline.

2006-10-18 04:02:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

Hey, i know this is kindaa silly to ask this stuff, but i got this remark from my principal on my report card, jsut wanted to know is this something positive?

2006-10-18 04:02:56 · 17 answers · asked by THE ALCHEMIST 3 in Words & Wordplay

2006-10-18 04:02:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-10-18 04:02:50 · 7 answers · asked by Luisa E 3 in Special Education

SIM, SMU, NUS & NTU offer degree courses, how should i select ?

Singapore Chinese Chamber of Commerce & Industry offers a diploma / double diploma which is more flexible (can complete in shorter / longer period). But i don't have a degree now, should I select the degree (less flexible, need more committment) or diploma ?

2006-10-18 04:02:42 · 2 answers · asked by cl69 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I'm indebted to another answerer for inspiring this question. Apparently, during the Rapture that takes up the Christians before the rest of us fry, the faithful are due to meet their Messiah "in the air". Firstly, what kind of organisational genius thought that one up? Meet by Starbucks, fine. Meet at the railways station, fine. Meet IN THE AIR...Tricky.
But my real question is...what if you're already IN the air when the Rapture comes. Trapped on a 747, say - do you just get taken up and slammed through the roof of the plane, and to hell with everyone else now plummeting to the ground at an insane number of miles per hour? What about people indoors at the time - do you get dragged up through the roof, or does the Rapture only happen when you've all popped outside to find out what all the fuss is about?

2006-10-18 04:02:36 · 11 answers · asked by mdfalco71 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a new puppy! She is a pomeranian and her name is Asrai. pronounced azray. I love weird and unusual names.

2006-10-18 04:02:35 · 22 answers · asked by meowwww 1 in Dogs

I've been married for almost three years and I'm not happy. Everyone can see how things aren't working out and how miserable I am, except for the wife who thinks everything is fine and dandy.
How do I break the news to her that I don't want to do this anymore? My family owns the house we live in, so I can't just get up and leave.

2006-10-18 04:02:33 · 18 answers · asked by curious 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-18 04:02:33 · 16 answers · asked by Nikhil F 1 in Weddings

I've been dating this guy for over a month now and he doesn't know that I'm a virgin. He's coming over to my place on Friday night and Im pretty sure he thinks he's going to get some. We like eachother alot, and its not like im planning on being a virgin until i get married. I just need to be sure that he's the right guy before I sleep with him. What should I do? How would he react?

2006-10-18 04:02:32 · 19 answers · asked by Zoy 2 in Singles & Dating

Joseph Diaz Lopez was raised in Healdsgurg, Ca. He lived in Santa Rosa, ca. with his second wife and 2 children. He died in Texas at age 30 supposedly on a business trip or possibly he was with his cousin and a drug deal went bad. I don't know any thing else. I was 9 when this happened. my grand parents have died and my mom will not talk to me about this.

2006-10-18 04:02:30 · 3 answers · asked by MYLBAKER 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

She is very very worried

2006-10-18 04:02:24 · 24 answers · asked by sact 1 in Pregnancy

Find the derivative y^1 of each by the power rule

2006-10-18 04:02:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I would they're still humans.

2006-10-18 04:02:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-18 04:02:09 · 39 answers · asked by tunny 4 in Television

OK heres my situation. I have an 8 yo daughter whos father is an illegal alien from guatemala. I didnt know at the time and did not find out until she was about 2 1/2. We never married and actually broke up before she was born. When we did the paternity papers he gave me his social security number and everything went through alright. 2 years later I received a child support payment from the IRS, later to find out it was taken from his father. I then found out that the SS # he gave me was his fathers. So right now according to SS, my daughters grandfather, is her father. I went to SS and told them that he falsified papers and all they told me to do was go to the place of birth and have it removed. He refuses to let my husband now of 4 years to adopt her. Also he has in the past threatened me that he would take her back to guatemala and never return. He has supervised visitation rights but does not see her. He hasnt seen her in 6 years. Sorry so long. Can i get him deported?

2006-10-18 04:02:08 · 15 answers · asked by tsd574 3 in Immigration

callie will be fine in coulpe of days she had a cold and she look happy too.

2006-10-18 04:02:04 · 10 answers · asked by terry Mctague 1 in Cats

place in correct order
Breakfast
Lunch
Tea
Dinner

2006-10-18 04:02:03 · 25 answers · asked by David Max 1 in Other - Food & Drink

ok finally I got the picture thanks for all of you
what security officer do is just observe and report
and that is bull to me...

I give you a real example" that happen to me last night"
I was in patrol in the parking area I hear a loud talking
when I was close enough I see a guy with a girl
I just watch them for a few minutes then the guy
cross the line first by smash a car windshield after
that he grab the girl,maybe the laws say
I have just observe and report well screw the laws
I grab this guy and I stop him because he was doing something very very wrong...

what happend if this guy kill the girl and the police know I was watching and do nothing? is not against any laws?

2006-10-18 04:01:53 · 9 answers · asked by Charlie Brown 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Its like words do not mean anything anymore we talk but people only hear what they want to hear. We now live our lives to have the amercian dreams of the white pickett fence and the dog ang three kids and life is really more about that its about finding your purpose in life. I fear that I will not find my purpose. Did you know on average that it will take the average person seven years to get a four year degree. That because their lost and cannot figure out what the heck they are going to do with their life. Its like we all live for our nitch in the materialistic fiber of society. It reminds me of a quote by Albert Einstien he said, " dont be a man of success but rather a man of value" its very sad what money can do to people. It makes them selfish, WHY? I would like your thoughts on this particular subject. Thank You

2006-10-18 04:01:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

There are more LEGAL Mexicans in the US than ILLEGAL ones, whereas MOST Chinese and Asians are ILLEGALS. Why pick on Mexicans only?

2006-10-18 04:01:41 · 20 answers · asked by foundationshaker 2 in Immigration