Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself
2006-10-18 04:03:37 · 9 answers · asked by ridingthestorm_out 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hysterical! totally had me fooled!
2006-10-18 04:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by â?¥sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband and wife were dicussing who had the hardest job... the husband asked if she would like to trade places for a day... the wife replies "Sure, you stand at the sink and ironing board, and I'll lay on the couch and fart"
2006-10-18 04:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 16:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by kluesner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds JUST LIKE me and my husband!!! hahahahaha
2006-10-18 05:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by singngrl_2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah do not disturb her - LOL - an oldie but funny stuff
2006-10-18 04:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No love is not always grand.
2006-10-18 04:05:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha that was good
2006-10-18 04:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Lost and Confused 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! That was cute! ♥
2006-10-18 04:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)!
2006-10-18 04:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋