All categories - 9 October 2006

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby and the bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

In a huff the woman slams her fare down and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.

“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumes.

The man sympathises and says, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

“You’re right,” she says, “ I think I’ll go back and give him a piece of my mind.”

“That’s a good idea,” says the man, “here, let me hold your monkey."

2006-10-09 03:37:43 · 17 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-09 03:37:16 · 15 answers · asked by Trust Me 4 in Civic Participation

Wow, okay my roommate is starting to be the biggest deusch known to man. First of all he is almost 2 years younger than me. Secondly he continually acts like he is the center of the fcking world. Apparently everything i do is wrong and everything he does is right. Consider over the past weekend the earliest he woke up was fcking 6 at night. The number of times he exited the apartment was less than 3. I myself am probably more of the quiet type, I like to have but I also like to be by myself some as well. Im trying to coexist with this mf and not fcking erupt at him. I have told him many times that I have 3 classes on monday and 2 on tuesday but he never fails to fcking ask me : "How many classes do you have today." He will randomly walk by my room because I dont have a laptop and ask me if im having fun. I feel sort of like he is attempting to control me, for example if I am about to go to the library, I know that if I tell him im going he will say something fcked up. AHHHHH

2006-10-09 03:37:12 · 5 answers · asked by Financial Guru 1 in Friends

what is your name? what does it mean?
if you can change your name. what would it be? & why

2006-10-09 03:37:03 · 17 answers · asked by AngelCakes 1 in Friends

Is it a real story and a real video or it's just fiction???

2006-10-09 03:37:02 · 19 answers · asked by idunno 2 in Movies

Why do they do so?
What situations make them do so?

2006-10-09 03:36:56 · 9 answers · asked by unquenchablethirst 2 in Gender Studies

To those who have had an experience of neutering an adult dog. After the surgery, does the dog feel sad? Is he looking for what is missing? Does he show to the owner that he doesn't love them anymore for what they did to him? Or he doesn't understand anything happened and his mood is the same?

2006-10-09 03:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by cpinatsi 7 in Dogs

Why would a man bring home a case of choclate bars and candy, when he knows his wife has just gotten back to her pre-baby weight? She worked so hard dieting, going to the gym, starving herself. She's hopelessly addicted to junk food and can't have it in the house.
He'd tease her with a candy in her mouth, saying Umm, this is so good. Too bad you can't have it. He kept at it until her willpower was gone. Now, she has put on weight and blames him.
Another friend I know, all she has to do is mention going on a diet and her man starts bringing home fried chicken, french fries and pizza every night for a week straight. He doesn't want her to loose weight.
Neither of these 2 men are overweight. Why do men do this? Have any stories to tell.

2006-10-09 03:36:50 · 15 answers · asked by Sunny 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-09 03:36:33 · 9 answers · asked by doctorofzealonomics 1 in Other - Society & Culture

If you were a soldier, defending your country, defending the freedom of your loved ones, would you kill your enemy? What if you knew the the enemy? What if both of you worshipped the same God?

What could you do to defend your loved ones and your values and beliefs at the same time?

2006-10-09 03:36:30 · 23 answers · asked by lkraie 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Im a mets fan,do you think the mets are going to go to the world series this year and win it.Ireally hope they do.I watch all mets game this season,i hope i did not watch all those game for nothing.

2006-10-09 03:36:27 · 20 answers · asked by Hector H 2 in Baseball

and pay the early termination fee?

2006-10-09 03:36:23 · 6 answers · asked by Mandy 1 in Credit

2006-10-09 03:36:19 · 5 answers · asked by questionquestion 1 in Standards & Testing

it seems like you have to be scard these days to eat organic or even regular fruits and vegetables these days. These are the healthiest foods on the planet as they are mother natures gift to us. However with e.coli scares and samolnella going around what the heck are we suppose to eat these days??? Or is this a propaganda ploy set out by the FDA to tarnish the image of organic food companies since they are not endorsed by the FDA???

2006-10-09 03:36:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2006-10-09 03:36:12 · 20 answers · asked by hAnNaH bAnAnA 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-09 03:36:10 · 28 answers · asked by Garcia 1 in BMW

I think she is not..... Titi deserves some1 better ( for example: me?)....... lol...........
watch out some of her photos.....
http://www2.noticiasdot.com/stilo/contenido/especiales/2005/celebridades/Nicole_Merry/2006/stilo_Nicole-Merry.htm

2006-10-09 03:36:09 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in English Football

The other day I was reading the paper. I do not read the obituaries on a daily basis, but that day I was readig the page opposite and I noticed a picture of a baby. In the obit, the baby had died 3 hours after birth. In the picture, the baby had been laid on its side with its hands up around the face and it had a little blue cap on, but I still found it disturbing that I was looking at someone else's dead baby. Is this common practice these days or does anyone out there find this as bothersome as I do?

2006-10-09 03:36:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-09 03:35:59 · 5 answers · asked by splandastic 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-10-09 03:35:58 · 8 answers · asked by smbstinson 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-10-09 03:35:58 · 30 answers · asked by MH 1 in Etiquette

2006-10-09 03:35:51 · 6 answers · asked by S 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Iv just realised that at every job iv ever done since leaving university, iv never actually done any work. i worked in telesales and finished everything in the first half hour of the day, in operations and was bored after 10am, a secretary and i did nothing, and now iv been promoted, i get paid more than ever before, and i come into work with nothing at all to do! any one else got that problem?

2006-10-09 03:35:38 · 16 answers · asked by paulamathers 3 in Careers & Employment

i dont no what to do i dont no if i am pregnant so no need to worry yet but if i am i would like to get an abortion do they cost money, also can u get one under the age of 16 with out your parents concent?

2006-10-09 03:35:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i'm 15 and so is he. so whenever we were in history class last year, he kept on asking me how the tests went for me but then when we got them back he braged that he got A's. And then on the street, he randomly called out my name, and started asking me if i knew how the final would be graded.do i look like the teacher? He was in the history class after mine.. so he couldn't have known my name from class.
so this year we have a class together, i find him staring at me all the time. and today he finally talked to me to see if i understood a concept. all i said was "no". i felt so bad afterwards!! we sit half way across the room from each other, but he stares at my face for about 95% of class time. and i just don't get what he wants. can't he talk?? do you think he'll ever talk to me? he is quite cute....
he's pretty popular.. and i'm just regular. could that be it? last night he added me as a friend on myspace. he sent me a message introducing him. does he think i don't remember him?

2006-10-09 03:35:37 · 18 answers · asked by Maria18 2 in Singles & Dating

Which universities offer dual degrees in MD (pediatric) and early childhood education, MEd?

2006-10-09 03:35:29 · 6 answers · asked by siddeeq14 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-09 03:35:25 · 6 answers · asked by Steve R 3 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-10-09 03:35:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Do you not want the truth about Islam and it's hate filled ideology to be revealed?
Would you rather the world sink into racism and start hating arabs instead of Islam?
Do you not want to help muslims discover something humane and become part of mainfold humanity?
I'm not a christian but the threat today is islam! Christianity has evolved and today is more acceptable.
Why do you help Muslims preach a doctrine that prescribes the killing of infidels?

2006-10-09 03:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by Rajan S 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Let me start by saying submissive doesn't necessarily mean that you don't have an opinion and are weak. I mean submissive as in catering to your man and allowing him to take on a "King of the Household" role. Again, don't assume this means he's able to boss you around or what have you.

I currently have a job (as does my husband). However, when we have children I will find a way to stay at home with them. There is no way that a woman can work all day, come home and tend to the children and then tend to her husband fully.

Men need to be taken care of. They need to be tended to (sexually, emotionally, etc.) Why don't more women accept the role they are meant to be in?

2006-10-09 03:35:17 · 17 answers · asked by Julie 3 in Marriage & Divorce