All categories - 5 October 2006

Think at ur end and then tell me coz I am really hungry.

2006-10-05 02:53:02 · 6 answers · asked by Frank 3 in Friends

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do
the following, your husband wills surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will
only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

“He said you're going to die," she replied.

2006-10-05 02:52:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so what are they. Please mention.

2006-10-05 02:52:57 · 11 answers · asked by yassar_ismail 1 in Men's Health

Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

2006-10-05 02:52:55 · 12 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-05 02:52:54 · 2 answers · asked by aplusjimages 4 in Other - Beauty & Style

How do you show your love?

2006-10-05 02:52:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

If i add 2 irrational numbers together..it is possible to get an answer that is not irrational. But i cannot find an example for it. Can some1 help pls?
(Irrational numbers are those that cant be expressed as fraction...eg square root 2, square root 3, pi,....)

2006-10-05 02:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by NeedHelpGivesHelp 2 in Mathematics

I've got a pond that is a little over an acre. It is spring fed and has a windmill powered air pump that introduces air from the bottom of the pond. This pond has sustained a healthly population of various species of fisf for 6 years. Now they are disappearing FAST! When I built the pond I cut the sides steep to prevent herons from feeding because I had seen what they can do to a pond before. I can find no remains for my missing fish, there are no tracks around the pond and I have had the water sampled and tested two different times with good results both times. Where in the hell can my fish be going. I have also set 5 trail cameras around the pond and I have no fishing going on that I don't know about. I have almost no fish left. Aprroximately a quater mile away there is a second pond that is almost identical and it is doing fine. When I had the water sampled I tested both ponds and the results are practically identical. Where in the hell are my fish disappearing to?

2006-10-05 02:52:43 · 9 answers · asked by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 in Garden & Landscape

2006-10-05 02:52:36 · 16 answers · asked by crazytown 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I find women with the liverpudlian accent a big turn on - yet geordie women are a bit of a turn off. Having Said That - Im a Brummie - you cant get worse lol

2006-10-05 02:52:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

im coming off the pill to try for a baby

2006-10-05 02:52:20 · 17 answers · asked by noreen h 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Hey,

I have a fish tank in my office, an Eclipse System 3, I set it up less than a week ago and the water is crystal clear... Perfect. I have a good ecosystem of life.... Male & Female Betta, 2 small bottom feeders, 2 amphebious frogs, 2 live plants and an undetermined number of snails that came in on the live plants.

The problem I have now is that the tank is starting to smell a little. I tried rinsing the filter out, but I am scared that the smell will not go away. I have had this tank less then a week and I am scare it will not go away and it will only get worse.

Anyone have any advice that I can try?

2006-10-05 02:52:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

I am 29 years old and married for 1 year now, and very happy, but befor my husband I sleept with 33 other man, I traveld a lot and meet so many nice man, of course i allways used prodection, I had fun and it was OK for me to do that, but one of my girlfriend told me, that is to much. Sorry but my English is not that good.

2006-10-05 02:52:13 · 24 answers · asked by mungi 1 in Singles & Dating

I live in IN in Fort Wayne areal.. I would like to take my husband and my 5 yr and I on the hot air balloon. Where would I go that have the hot air balloon ride in my area. And, would you think its safe for my 5 yr old to go on. And, how much money is it and how long is the ride. Advice please. Thanks

2006-10-05 02:52:13 · 5 answers · asked by sweat mamma bear 3 in Amusement Parks

2006-10-05 02:52:02 · 4 answers · asked by reveal_sum_sin 1 in Biology

I sure can.

2006-10-05 02:52:02 · 19 answers · asked by Mr. Christian 2 in Religion & Spirituality

women I have ever dated...in that she is sexy, fun, educated all at the same time...problem is that everyone says that women who dress like her...tight jeans...etc...and have tattoos like her (on her shoulder...I think it is cute), and smoke cigarettes (she is a smoker) are trash..sluts, easy etc...I really like her, so what should I do...I like all of this and more including the fact she is fun and highly educated.

2006-10-05 02:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by darrin_8734 1 in Etiquette

2006-10-05 02:51:59 · 10 answers · asked by coolbabygirl 1 in Singles & Dating

And dont you think that when rapers are cought..they should be punished by changing their sex

maybe that might make them realize how difficult evrything is for women

2006-10-05 02:51:51 · 10 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4 in Women's Health

I went running on Sunday for about 6 miles (10 km) at a 7:30-minute mile pace. Since then, the nail on my big toe on my right foot has been incredibly sore. Sometimes it feels loose. What causes this? Any remedies? I'm going to be a bridesmaid this weekend; should I avoid wearing high-heeled shoes?

2006-10-05 02:51:47 · 4 answers · asked by YabanciKiz 5 in Diet & Fitness

2006-10-05 02:51:34 · 37 answers · asked by XCuteX 1 in Singles & Dating

I have read some answers to the question "Do native Hawaiians hate tourists?" and I was floored how rude tourists can be! What is the matter with these people that they'd be so rude?

2006-10-05 02:51:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honolulu

2006-10-05 02:51:26 · 11 answers · asked by mon 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

T-Mobile put up a new site on Lee Hwy off 153 & is hiring. What kind of jobs do they ofer or how do i find out?

2006-10-05 02:51:24 · 1 answers · asked by akulian53 2 in Cincinnati

2006-10-05 02:51:21 · 11 answers · asked by Robert M 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-10-05 02:51:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

i was just wondering if that is normal in a lot of women cause mine always comes when it wonts 2 it never comes ever month and the last time i had one was maybe over 5months ago this year and sometimes its longer then that

2006-10-05 02:51:20 · 7 answers · asked by SheShe 1 in Women's Health

women I have ever dated...in that she is sexy, fun, educated all at the same time...problem is that everyone says that women who dress like her...tight jeans...etc...and have tattoos like her (on her shoulder...I think it is cute), and smoke cigarettes (she is a smoker) are trash..sluts, easy etc...I really like her, so what should I do...I like all of this and more including the fact she is fun and highly educated.

2006-10-05 02:51:13 · 6 answers · asked by darrin_8734 1 in Singles & Dating

Anybody know about this in India? if yes, who manufacture it in India?

pls advise with address or details

2006-10-05 02:51:10 · 2 answers · asked by Wowpra 2 in Engineering

Because he got to turn the pages...

2006-10-05 02:51:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation