A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do
the following, your husband wills surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will
only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
“He said you're going to die," she replied.
2006-10-05 02:52:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg hahaha and to answer ur question.. yes..yes i do haha
2006-10-05 05:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husbands of the world, take note. All the women are receiving splendid education here...
2006-10-05 09:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by boo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible!! That wasn't too much to ask. Keep 'em coming. They're great jokes!!
2006-10-05 09:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur wife will be the happiest person to hear this joke and an idea will crack in her mind
2006-10-05 10:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is never saying you're sorry
2006-10-05 10:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good JOKE
husband :(
wife :)
2006-10-05 10:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Your funny!
2006-10-05 09:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by missyloowho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha good one!
now THAT was funny.
lol
laughed my @$$ out!!
2006-10-05 10:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So sorry for you problem... He he he
2006-10-05 10:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that!!
2006-10-05 09:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋