Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
2006-10-05 02:52:55 · 12 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before". "Never" replies Colin "Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming
and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head
2006-10-05 02:54:13 · update #1
and heard his wife
shouting .....
"Colin, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting in the bed"
2006-10-05 02:54:50 · update #2
He woke up from his dream and his wife was hitting him for crapping in the bed!!
2006-10-05 02:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which came first - the Colin or the poo?
2006-10-05 10:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymously Famous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good one
2006-10-05 11:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But oh what a relief it is....Did he attempt to analyze his dream?
2006-10-05 09:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by RiverRat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic but still funny
2006-10-05 11:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by tee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG..... What a sh*t, laying turds instead of eggs.......
So funny Ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-05 10:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes!! this one is freakin hilarious! never heard it before! thanks for the good laugh!
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2006-10-05 10:23:33 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not classic........but a good one........hahahahaha
2006-10-05 10:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.lol.funny. CLASSIC
2006-10-05 09:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by missyloowho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
2006-10-05 10:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by The Yahoo! Point Whore 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋