All categories - 4 October 2006

This boy goes to his hippie mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?

"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?

"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?

"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

2006-10-04 03:23:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I HAVE NENER HAS SEX WITH MY WIVE. NONE, NO BJ, NO HAND JOB NOTHING. I FEEL THAT I AM AT MY WITHS END. I LOVE MY WIFE AND OUT TWO TEST TUBE CHILDREN, NUY SEEM TO REALLY NEED MORE IMYTIMATE CONTACT. i BELEIVE IN MY VOWES BUY FIND MYSELD LOOKIMG AT OTHER WOMEN AND IMMAGININ...IT'S BEEN 8 YERS FO ME WITH MOPROSPECTSFOR THE FIUTURE. i KNOW LL ABOUT MASTRURBATIONS, NUR AFTER SO MANY YEARS EVER THAT LOOSES IYT THRILL. pLEADE HELP AND DONT' DELETE ME.

2006-10-04 03:23:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I was raised to be open-minded, to base my opinion of others on how they treat me..not by the color of their skin, or by their choice of who they wish to spend their life with or anything like that. I was raised to love everyone and not hate anyone. My husband of 1 1/2 months has made it clear that NO black person is allowed at his house to visit or stay the night. My daughter's best friend is black... she is an only child, her mother is a therapist and her father is an electrician and he also works with people who have had a problem with drugs. My daughter's friend has been raised with manners, saying "yes/no ma'am", she has been raised a lot like my daughter has. I don't see a problem with them taking turns staying the night with each other, but my husband on the other hand wasn't raised like I was. My husband was raised to believe that black people stay with their kind and white people stay with their kind. She says the bible says races should not mix..I don't agree.

2006-10-04 03:23:49 · 14 answers · asked by johnettemonique 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I was really puzzled about Islam. They do believe that Jesus was a prophet. Mohammed also is prophet. But why is it that they almost kill anyone even to display the carricature of Mohammed, while the carricature of Jesus is not?

2006-10-04 03:23:48 · 12 answers · asked by The young Merlin 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Human experience, the past is never dead and gone. Memory and reflection bring it into our present and will drag it into our future as well. That we are--every day of our lives--who we have been in days that have passed. Each crossroads we face will involve choices that define us forever, because to take one path is to leave another behind. And what we leave behind is not merely another life we may have lived, but another self we may have been.

2006-10-04 03:23:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-04 03:23:40 · 11 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've been seperated 18 months, absolute already thru, just house stuff to sort, so why everytime i get a solicitors letter do i allow it to hurt me? I know i am better off without him, i am retraining and getting on with my life, my daughter is settled and happy so why does it hurt so much? and make me feel so miserable. i know tommorow i be back to normal but today i want to cry

2006-10-04 03:23:38 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-04 03:23:36 · 8 answers · asked by Dark angel 1 in Polls & Surveys

how long and howmuch do youhave to lift before that muscle starts burning the fat and losing more then 1-2 pounds a week?

2006-10-04 03:23:31 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

if so what happend how long were you told to wait to try again and have you had more children if so how long after?i had one 9 weeks ago and have no ınfo searched the web and just cantfind these answers hope youll help me

2006-10-04 03:23:27 · 7 answers · asked by Hayley 1 in Trying to Conceive

...will you stand in His presence, fall to your knees, or praise Him?

2006-10-04 03:23:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have received a jpeg document which when I print it out only gives me a quarter of a page and the other information is hidden.

2006-10-04 03:23:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

Truth= Foley is a sick individual , ex-congressman
Truth= Foley was a republican congressman
Truth= Foley is someone who abused the trust of the republican
party and the people in his florida district.
False= Foley is not all Republicans, like Muslims are not all
Extremists, Democrats are not all drunks(ted kennedys),
but remember Bill Clinton abused the americans trust,
does that mean all democrats did, no, the individual does not impact the many but of course this is a mudslinging campaign and the parties need to fight over this election so anything goes, but where did the democrats and republicans as a wholes morals go...out the window, if there was an investigation in government gaurenteed across the board republican , democrat and liberals have things in there closet......

2006-10-04 03:23:07 · 15 answers · asked by lost&confused 5 in Other - Politics & Government

I was told to get it and add to shampoo to prevent headlice. Anyone know if this works? What are some other uses for it?

2006-10-04 03:23:06 · 12 answers · asked by Momof4:nomore! 4 in Hair

2006-10-04 03:23:06 · 33 answers · asked by JR 1 in Weddings

18 years ago the guy I was dating commited suicide, he was also my neighbor (a bit older then me but when I was of age we started seeing eachother) but now the name on his grave stone is wearing off, if I paint in his name with a fine brush and make it look new again will his family members be offended? Is this wrong and can I get into trouble by doing this? Would they find out it were me that did it, if I do?

2006-10-04 03:22:52 · 16 answers · asked by sophia_of_light 5 in Marriage & Divorce

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thats annoyal!!!

2006-10-04 03:22:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 03:22:46 · 17 answers · asked by haydn m 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Also, If Jesus was so well loved then why do they focus on his death and dying rather than what he said when he was alive?

2006-10-04 03:22:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-04 03:22:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Actually I am doing some research on how far the Church has fallen into Secular Humanism. As the Bible says clearly to this question... No, sex before marriage is sinful even if you love each other. Being in love doesn't alter the reality that the sexual act is outside of marriage, marriage being the ceremonial union of a man and woman in matrimony. Sex outside of marriage is called fornication and the Bible definitely condemns it.

Your thoughts?

2006-10-04 03:22:30 · 18 answers · asked by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4 in Religion & Spirituality

A friend and I when we were in high school both liked the same guy in fact we were both in love with him, he also was a friend of ours. But the guy and I eventually began a relationship and I didn't tell my friend and she ended up finding out from someone else. She stopped speaking to me for a while but then started coming around again and even tried to take my bf away from me. Now I'm married to this guy and she's also in a relationship with someone and has her own baby with her bf. Love doesn't go away overnight so I know she still has feelings for my husband but hasn't come out and said it or done anything to make me think that she does. My family is telling me to let her go it's not worth it but she's been my friend since childhood and although things happened in the past on both our ends people do grow-up right? So what should I do now? I mean my husband doesn't talk to her or anything anymore but do you think this friendship is worth it or not?

2006-10-04 03:22:29 · 4 answers · asked by bettyspagettii 1 in Friends

or do you prefer to show/or see a bit of leg

2006-10-04 03:22:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-04 03:22:23 · 7 answers · asked by Hillary Dillary 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-04 03:22:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-10-04 03:22:18 · 10 answers · asked by hertju 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

My wife had this "friend" at work, he stopped her in the hall one day and gave her a passionate kiss. We were having trouble at the time and since have gone to counseling. But during the counseling she never brought up this kiss. I should have but didn't. The guy has move to another town miles away but she still stays in contact with him. Am I being over suspecioous or do you think there is something going on?

2006-10-04 03:22:16 · 22 answers · asked by Joesmoe 2 in Marriage & Divorce

She doesn't have an appetite, she lost weight. and shes thrown up bile a couple times.

2006-10-04 03:22:12 · 15 answers · asked by blahblahblahblahblah 4 in Cats