This boy goes to his hippie mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived. Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
2006-10-04 03:23:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! That is sooooooo Bad!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
You have a great night!
2006-10-05 17:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bob, Don, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was cocieved, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was conceived on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.
It's very simple and easy to understand.
Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China
2006-10-04 10:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...and to think we almost named our daughter Moonshadow...boy, would we have had some 'splainin' to do!!!
2006-10-04 10:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by raiden 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he wants to know whats up with his name
2006-10-04 10:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by shelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
the indian verson ends with why you ask pooping dog
2006-10-04 10:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by tan t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice, there is nothing wrong with drug doin hippies though!
2006-10-04 10:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the laugh!
2006-10-04 11:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE BUT ITS STILL GOOD
2006-10-04 12:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha... awesomness!
2006-10-04 10:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY good!!
2006-10-04 10:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋