All categories - 2 October 2006

A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. All of the sudden bride's and groom's families had a storming rage wrecking the reception room.
Finally police get called in.
Next week, all members appeared in court. The fight continues in the court, the Judge finally brings calm by shouting "Silence."
The court room goes silent and Paddy stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I can explain what happened."
The Judge agrees, Paddy begins telling that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the 1st dance with the Bride.
The judge "OK."
"After I had finished the 1st dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, then to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates" Said Paddy.
The Judge instantly responded. "Ow.. that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers!"

2006-10-02 19:46:11 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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any popular slogan or made-up slogans; perhaps a web site featuring slogans will also do.

2006-10-02 19:45:51 · 7 answers · asked by Allana 1 in Zoology

2006-10-02 19:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-02 19:45:42 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard many Christians say that Satan is always trying to get me, or recruit me, or influence me to join his cause, yet not a single Satanist has ever approached me - MANY other religions have tried to convert me.

They say Satan uses fear against me - but the only fear in religion is if I don't believe in God in which case I'll be sentenced to suffer in hell for eternity...

They say Satan is a deceiver, how can we be absolutely sure that the one many people worship as being God isn't actually Satan in disguise? Can anyone prove that this isn't the case?

2006-10-02 19:45:40 · 19 answers · asked by raven7night 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Question related to JAVA.

2006-10-02 19:45:36 · 5 answers · asked by ankit sharma 1 in Programming & Design

My fiance and I are writing our own vows. My passion for writing sometimes leads me to be long winded when putting my thoughts & feelings down into words.

I wrote up a draft of my vows and thought it was short (for me, anyway) and sweet, but my Mom thought it was still too long. It is about 3 paragraphs...2-3 sentences each.

Is there a guideline on the length our vows should be?

2006-10-02 19:45:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

I understand that the second dimension is x & y, third is x & y & z, but I've heard there are so many other dimensions.

What exactly is the fourth dimension and what are some of the other dimensions available and how are they defined?

2006-10-02 19:45:30 · 6 answers · asked by bobbygfy 1 in Other - Science

2006-10-02 19:45:29 · 5 answers · asked by Richardicus 3 in Religion & Spirituality

this is a science question

2006-10-02 19:45:17 · 1 answers · asked by James L 1 in Other - Science

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2006-10-02 19:44:53 · 6 answers · asked by Daveed K 1 in Dogs

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2006-10-02 19:44:49 · 1 answers · asked by What A Day 1 in Cancer

Everytime i need to watch a video or something on a website it says i need to install flash player etc.Well i did like a hunderd times and everytime i go to the website it says you already have the latest version and that it installed correctly but then when i go to use it for something the video wont play and it will say need to download flash player its driving me crazy.I tried uninstalling too and no help.

2006-10-02 19:44:34 · 2 answers · asked by coconuts 2 in Internet

i have no idea what to major in, i love music(singing) and i love musical theatre, but with the competition and lack of job security im not sure about going into either one of those, i am extremely good at math and science, so i thought of engineering, possibly chemical, but im not sure if it actually excites me, i dont think i would be motivated to work hard in that field, is there anything where i can apply math and science to a music field or something like that. and what colleges in nys would be good for it?

2006-10-02 19:44:30 · 7 answers · asked by drdfear 2 in Higher Education (University +)

What is the average pay for a food clerk in a grocery store? I have conflicting sources and would like to know before venturing into that industry.

2006-10-02 19:44:28 · 11 answers · asked by hooray4nay 1 in Careers & Employment

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2006-10-02 19:44:18 · 18 answers · asked by hmmm... 2 in Mental Health

have u ever felt that after u get jealous about ur gf/bf, you have a better sex with full of passion ???

is it why people make their partners jealous sometime ?

2006-10-02 19:44:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Does the sand have a special component or chemical? Or is it just the name as all sand kind of squeaks?
Squeaky Beach, Victoria

2006-10-02 19:44:07 · 10 answers · asked by lori.erin 1 in Victoria (Melbourne)

We have an industrial sprinkler system in our warehouse and would like to disable one of the sprinkler heads as we're putting in a stove right underneath it. Any ideas on how to disable this particular sprinkler or make it not receptive to the heat and smoke that will surely hit it coming from the stove?

2006-10-02 19:44:00 · 7 answers · asked by Shamal 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

i want my question to be answered supporting the human resource management practice.

2006-10-02 19:43:52 · 1 answers · asked by lakshan_vishva 1 in Careers & Employment

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2006-10-02 19:43:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lets say your gf/bf went out with some buddies and got drunk and ended up waking up naked with another person. But then told you the next morning and asked for forgiviness, and looked truely sorry. would you forgive that person or would u still break up?

2006-10-02 19:43:42 · 16 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-02 19:43:41 · 10 answers · asked by RKayin 1 in Singles & Dating

Solve by using substitution then determine if it is independent, dependent, inconsistent

2006-10-02 19:43:38 · 11 answers · asked by mylipshot 2 in Homework Help

2006-10-02 19:43:24 · 5 answers · asked by tdlyons999 1 in Reptiles

when i was 18 years old i got arrested for using school metrocard on the subway during school vacation.
I honestly did not know about this bein against the law because at that time i newly immigrated to the usa but the cops arrested me anyway.
im now 21 years old and will graduate college in an year or two but i have a fear of not getting jobs for having a misdemeanor on my record.
does anyone have any clue about how long its gonna b on my record for?
and what kinda crime i was charged with?
will it stop me from future prospect?
is their anyway i can have it removed from my record?
thank you for all your answers in advace.

2006-10-02 19:43:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police