It's been one of those days make me smile?

Answer 1

who here can honestly look at my picture and not smile?!?!?

Answer 2

Develop and gain the habits of being strong, confident, and self-reliant.

Involve yourself in public speaking, mingling with people, and ascertain your presence in all gatherings.

Be More Extrovert than Introvert.

Try to see men as Men, and ladies as LADIES, instead of just as SEX objects.

Try to control your drinking / drug habits, if you have any. Too Much Excess of anything will just ruin you whole.

Even breathing exercises and little yoga (from proper instructors / guides), or sincere prayer may help you.

Always SMILE, and pass on the smile on others faces.

Answer 3

let me see, i know what one of those days are.......
if it is going to happen......it will
it you fight it..........it will win
if it is going to fall......let it go all you will have to do is pick it up
if you get locked out.......just wait for someone with the key or go home

i remember one of my days nothing could go right.
all in one day at work at mc donalds in high school
i broke my zipper, split my pants (yes the same pants)
then the ice cream machine exploded and ice cream got all over me (yes the same uniform) after i cleaned up the mess my supervisor told me to go home........one of those days. now i can laugh about it, because when your hear the sorry, it sounds like it could not happen in real life, but it did......

just remember

today never goes
tomarrow never comes
and yesterday is never gone.......

another time i was at work as a bus driver

it was late at night i worked that evening......
i had a cold with larenjidous (no voicez)
i was starting to step down the steps of my bus
my foot slipped all the way down to the ground
while the other foot was still on the top step.....ouch!
but i could not even hollor remember no voice.....
also no one was around to hear me yell any way.

when i finally got off the bus, i had to close the gate.
it had two gates to close, well you guessed it, one of the gates fell over to the ground,,,, i could not lift the gate....it was too heavy....oh yeah!!! i was also a new employee there and i was scared because the gate fell and i had to call the boss to tell him,,,yes i woke him up.

so as you can see, i had a couple of those days too!!!!!!!

hope this helps

smile it takes less muscles to smile then it does to frown

Answer 4

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

Answer 5

I think your hair is very cute pulled back like that. And I love the glasses...Your a very beautiful and special person and your daughter loves you very much. Think about her for a second. Didja smile? Hope so.

Answer 6

Carol's dishwasher broke down but she had to go to work, so she instructed the repairman to use the key under the mat to let himself in and repair it. Her other instructions were very specific..."Don't worry about my bull dog Spike, but whatever you do, DON"T talk to my parrot.....I repeat, DON"T talk to my parrot!"

The repair man let himself in and there laying on the floor was the meanest looking bull dog he had ever seen. But just as Carol said, there was nothing to worry about, he just layed there and watched. But the parrot on the other hand did nothing but scream obscenities, yell , screech and rattle the cage!! Finally the repair man could take it no more. He screamed at the parrot.."Shut up, you stupid ugly bird !!!! "...to which the parrot replied ......"GET HIM SPIKE !!"

Answer 7

One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged
in sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in
the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show
you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the
ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually
she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

Answer 8

get in front of a mirror. Now put your left index finger on the edge of your left eye, and your left thumb on the left corner of your mouth, and put your right index finger on the edge of your right eye, and your right thumb on the right corner of your mouth. Now pull the corners of your mouths up. Look, you are smiling : )

Answer 9

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

(Hmmm, I wouldnt argue much on that)

But YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE, THEN TRY TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AS WIDE AS YOU CAN. Now, look in the mirror.... Strange Smile huh!!!! he he he...

Answer 10

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "So, we were the first on the Moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what! We're going to be first on the
Sun!"

The Russian and American looked at each other and shook
their heads.

"You can't land on the Sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian.

The blonde replied, "We're not stupid! you know.
We're going at night!"

Answer 11

So this mushroom walks into this bar. The bartender says "Hey buddy we can't serve you, you're a mushroom" the mushroom says "why not?? I'm a Fun Guy"
:)