A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. All of the sudden bride's and groom's families had a storming rage wrecking the reception room.
Finally police get called in.
Next week, all members appeared in court. The fight continues in the court, the Judge finally brings calm by shouting "Silence."
The court room goes silent and Paddy stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I can explain what happened."
The Judge agrees, Paddy begins telling that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the 1st dance with the Bride.
The judge "OK."
"After I had finished the 1st dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, then to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates" Said Paddy.
The Judge instantly responded. "Ow.. that must have hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers!"
2006-10-02 19:46:11 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee
2006-10-03 06:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GoodMorning baby
Long But Worth the laugh as always Lol
Thanx Hun.. No rating today??
Well I give it a 10 Lol Thanx hun You
Always seem to make
us laugh ..keep it up
2006-10-03 06:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so cOoL....
try this one:
There was a guy who had a pair of ultra-shiny Italian handcrafted shoes worth about $10,000. They were so shiny that you could see your reflection in it. One day, a friend invited him to a ballroom dance party. He was excited because he could show off his expensive Italian shoes. At the ballroom, he danced with the first girl he laid his eyes on. “You are wearing red underwear, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked, amazed. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He danced with another girl. “I know you are wearing yellow thongs, am I right?” “How did you know,” the girl asked. “See my shoes? They’re so shiny I can take a peek from under your skirt!” He asked another girl to dance, but this time he got worried because he wasn’t sure what he saw in the reflection, so he asked the girl: “You aren’t wearing any underwear, are you?” The girl was amazed. “How did you know that I wasn’t wearing any underwear?!” With her reaction, the guy felt very relieved. “I got worried a bit there because I thought I saw a crack in my Italian handcrafted shoes!”
2006-10-03 02:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning to you...loved it!!!! Have you gone to sleep yet or do you always wake up telling good jokes?? Maybe that would be something that could help me wake better than my alarm.
2006-10-03 03:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Deb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, have heard it a few times before but it still raises a smile.
2006-10-03 03:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find the long ones are always the best...It takes time to set the scene.
Good one.
2006-10-03 02:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Bad, bad! Yes, indeedy, that's Bad!!!
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-04 14:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now he can only count up to seven.
2006-10-03 06:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! The best man! hahah
2006-10-03 02:54:05 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao... So funny! I love all ur jokes
2006-10-03 05:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋