All categories - 30 September 2006

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

Why did the church of the athethists closed down?
A: There was no prophet! :)

Heh. And here is today's riddle:

What can the frog do when his car breaks down?

Have fun!

2006-09-30 19:32:48 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I still don't know how to pronounce his first name. He's my #1 hot actor of the moment by the way...

2006-09-30 19:32:47 · 5 answers · asked by Mahina 1 in Movies

2006-09-30 19:32:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-30 19:32:32 · 11 answers · asked by trinxie 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-30 19:32:13 · 16 answers · asked by slaphappy 3 in Singles & Dating

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...
My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with RILEY", whispered Kelly to the beertender.
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised.
"He must have had something in his hand."
"Yeah” Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, I had - MRS. RILEY'S right breast." Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"
*********
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand, the man did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him ----why is it you drink 1 shot and pour the other in your hand.
The man replies, I'm getting my girl friend drunk!

2006-09-30 19:32:06 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My husband and I have been together for 10 years, we are best friends, and we have 2 sons. The problem I am having all these years later is stability. My husband got a really good job over a year ago. We ended up fufilling our dream of moving out to the country and building a home. We put all of our savings into our new home and land. A month after we move in, my husband gets fired from his job for a positive drug test. He had sworn to me before that he had quit smoking pot and would never risk his career for it. He has been out of work for 6 months now and we are $50,000 in debt with credit cards and loans. My husband continues to go out and party with these people he was doing drugs with before, and sometimes he lets them stay over. I am a full time college student working towards 2 degrees and I cannot go out and work. I am worried that he just might not be the one for me anymore. I love him and he is good to me, but I need someone stable in my life. Any suggestions?

2006-09-30 19:31:58 · 12 answers · asked by lovetolove 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Esquire magazine has named the 21-year-old actress the "Sexiest Woman Alive." Your opinions?????

2006-09-30 19:31:41 · 26 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

What is the best flea medicine for smaller dogs? I have a Chihuahua that weighs 5 pounds, and Rat Terrier that weighs 10 pounds and a 7 week old Min Pin.

2006-09-30 19:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by Josh C 2 in Dogs

Boomer had 1 win 2 losses and 2 no decisions after he came over from the red sox to help the padres get to the playoffs, he had 4 walks and 14 strikeouts in 28.1 innings. Are you kidding me do you really think he deserved a shower? well the question is out of all the teams that made the playoffs who deserved the biggest shower? and yor answer could be boomer if you got a good reason, and please dont waste your time on arod or jeter!

2006-09-30 19:31:14 · 4 answers · asked by frank_the_tank15 3 in Baseball

My son wants to join the Army, but I want to get info on enlistment bonuses. He wants to be an MP, I know he can get a bonus because the Army is hard up for MP's, how do we push the issue to get him one?

2006-09-30 19:30:53 · 10 answers · asked by powerofconviction 2 in Military

2006-09-30 19:30:51 · 2 answers · asked by anime_fan 2 in Internet

If Blasphamey is indeed an unforgivable sin, then how do those who have converted or who are "reborn" get into heaven? If it IS unforgivable, then how do they get past it?

2006-09-30 19:30:43 · 16 answers · asked by munkees81 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Maybe one of them will catch on...

I'll start.

The Lesbitarian party - big issues are womens rights and vegan cooking.

The Robin Hood Democrats - A movement away from capitalism in keeping with democratic elections - like free communism.

Christian Nationalist Party - Main aim is to infiltrate the US government from within to establish Christian law without anarchy.

Any more?

2006-09-30 19:30:36 · 5 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Politics

its just a few pictures

2006-09-30 19:30:19 · 17 answers · asked by robert l 1 in Other - Entertainment

Is there one thing that you consider the s.hit? I mean this in a good sense.

2006-09-30 19:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-30 19:30:02 · 14 answers · asked by salman z 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Some of my dads retirement just ran out, meanwhile he's making payments on a vehicle that is his only means of transportation......he's now 3 months behind and has about 2 weeks to catch up......im at the end of my rope in helping him financially...is there anything that can be done????...His health isnt that great, and I feel if he loses this it will only get worse.

2006-09-30 19:29:54 · 10 answers · asked by jlp165 2 in Credit

guys are just as confusing as girls and maybe even more. so what are the signs that he does like you more than a friend?

2006-09-30 19:29:42 · 15 answers · asked by Danielle W 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-30 19:29:35 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Home Schooling

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Do you how how many teeth we have?
How many molars we have?
How many K-9 we have?
How many simple teeth we have?
3 2 3 3 2 3

Does the number in the middle look familiar?
What about the others?
Is it a coincidence???

2006-09-30 19:29:32 · 4 answers · asked by lam_9 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-30 19:29:28 · 4 answers · asked by candy 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

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2006-09-30 19:29:24 · 33 answers · asked by Tia 1 in Polls & Surveys

Can any one tell me more about this religion???
what are they're beliefs and what they have to ware??

2006-09-30 19:29:23 · 7 answers · asked by ask me a question! 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-30 19:29:03 · 5 answers · asked by matt s 1 in Other - Health

Since I now stick to a healthy eating lifestyle, I don't eat ANY junk/processed foods, rice, beard, and pasta... I enjoy having a good taste in my mouth and chew flavored sugar-free gum to satisfy myself. I sometimes even chew one whole pack of gum in less than one hour a day! Is this really bad? What would happen? Should I cut down? What are other good alternatives to having a good taste in my mouth without gaining weight?

2006-09-30 19:28:33 · 17 answers · asked by LOVE♥ 1 in Other - Health

2006-09-30 19:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by AWorldThatNeedsToCalmDown 1 in Skin & Body

My fav. all time mixed drink is a Zombie .. Does anyone know whats in it. I know its a mix of 8.

2006-09-30 19:28:23 · 11 answers · asked by xoxocindysxoxo 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

i've been awake since 3 and its now 7.30,still cant sleep,so im gonna have brekkie,egg mayo sarnies..

2006-09-30 19:28:22 · 24 answers · asked by ♥cozicat♥ 5 in Other - General Health Care

theres this girl in two of my classes, and we sit by each other in one of them. We talk before/after class sometimes, I am not entirely sure if she likes me like I like her, but she looks at me every now and then. But I would like to ask her out somewhere outside of school or for her #, but I am not sure how she feels about me and I dont know how to take it there exactly....can someone help me out w/ advice??

2006-09-30 19:28:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating