All categories - 29 September 2006

I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Checkmate.
She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

2006-09-29 04:06:59 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i do stupid things and goof off a lot, but then later i say "omg, i did that in front of so and so!!!?aahhh!!" or "omg, will she hate me now becuase i teased about her with her best friend even tho i ment it in a good way?!" and i even feel sick sometimes, then later i find out its nothing and they thought i was cute or funny as usual, and even if they do get mad the worrying felt worse. i dont want to stop acting stupid, i just dont want to worry about it! how do i stop?

2006-09-29 04:06:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-09-29 04:06:58 · 7 answers · asked by mustangmommy77 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-09-29 04:06:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

2006-09-29 04:06:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

shorty

2006-09-29 04:06:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is ugent we are going to perform "Cabaret Tragico" and need his autorization.

2006-09-29 04:06:51 · 3 answers · asked by Jebeje 2 in Theater & Acting

Toursit visa to USA?
My husband is American and my son have a US passport. we plan to go visit my mother in-law this summer, but i have Philippines pastport and still using my last name when i'm still single. Do i need to change my last name 1st before i get tourist visa? do i'm going to have problem or not.. Pls. help Thanks.
by the way i'm non-immigrant here in Thailand

2006-09-29 04:06:51 · 6 answers · asked by khim 1 in Embassies & Consulates

2006-09-29 04:06:48 · 3 answers · asked by surveyorfrancis 1 in Other - Diseases

It is so wrong. killing little babies.

2006-09-29 04:06:47 · 30 answers · asked by iamrawrness. 2 in Pregnancy

2006-09-29 04:06:46 · 4 answers · asked by Virendra L 1 in Other - India

2006-09-29 04:06:43 · 8 answers · asked by Desperate Dan 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am a 21 yrs old and a mother to a one year old little girl. I would really like to make a friend in the same situation. I live in Maryland and dont have any friends that have children. None of my friends really understand what its like. Most mothers are older than me. I am just looking for someone close to my age to talk with.

2006-09-29 04:06:42 · 18 answers · asked by atc 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-09-29 04:06:37 · 3 answers · asked by oriolefan603 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

If you could order anything from a retail store like target (unlimited cash) what would be the top 5 things on your list? Why?

2006-09-29 04:06:35 · 1 answers · asked by In-Vince-Able 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My niece only speaks Thai, and has just moved to Maryland with my brother and sister-in-law. I want to get her a Christmas present that would be fun and help her with her English. Any ideas anyone?

2006-09-29 04:06:29 · 4 answers · asked by Katslookup - a Fostering Fool! 6 in Words & Wordplay

Many a time i've walked past a pretty lass,and wished i'd stopped and asked for a quick pic.

2006-09-29 04:06:29 · 46 answers · asked by Jimmer 2 in Skin & Body

I would like to start a petition showing how many people are going to be affected if/when Wal-Mart ends their lay-a-way program. I know that I'll have to drive 30 miles to shop at K-Mart for THEIR after Thanksgiving sale instead of staying in my home town.

2006-09-29 04:06:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-09-29 04:06:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

he was a chemistry scientist

2006-09-29 04:06:09 · 2 answers · asked by banner 1 in Chemistry

I have around 200 prerecorded VCR tapes (including 150 horror films including many collector's titles and rare films).
I need the money to clear debts so I can't just give them away to a charity shop.
I would prefer not to go through th rigmarole of eBay as I would make £1 to £2 per item and would have to list all of them. Most 2nd hand stores are offering me 10-25p per title and I need to get at least 50p per tape to make selling them worthwhile. Are there any collector's websites for VCR tapes and/ or horror films.

2006-09-29 04:06:09 · 7 answers · asked by monkeymanelvis 7 in Movies

u know that song for panic at the disco ''lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"...
well my friend (girl) thinks its really offensive, but i dont.. and my friend said its slutty to not think thats offensive but i just dont... does anyone think its offensive??

2006-09-29 04:06:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-29 04:06:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My 8 year old grand-daughter is in 3rd grade and the past couple of years was teased and made fun of because she's chubby. Now, she's called fat, but in my opinion she's not what you'd call fat, I tell her just how beautiful she is and that those kids evidently aren't happy themselves or they wouldn't take time to pick on her. She seems to be doing a little better this year, she moved and goes to a different school. This kind of stuff has gone on forever and the kids that are doing the bullying would pick on her for something else if she weren't chubby. Kids just seem to find something.I'm just hoping it doesn't eat away at her self esteem. Can anyone tell me if there's more I can do as a grandma?

2006-09-29 04:05:58 · 16 answers · asked by gone2soon 3 in Grade-Schooler

2006-09-29 04:05:50 · 6 answers · asked by Ahmed Yar K 2 in Engineering

2006-09-29 04:05:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

My boyfriend and I are going to share our first year anniversary together and I don't know what to get him. Iv'e already bought him a watch. What would be a good gift?

2006-09-29 04:05:46 · 14 answers · asked by lily 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-29 04:05:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 04:05:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce