I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Checkmate.
She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
2006-09-29 04:06:59 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've thought this through!
Maybe we shouldn't buy so much beer.
I'll go check the baby.
Wait, here's a bag of sequins!
If you just move the rook to L4, I can take your pawn....
Oh look, that top matches those pants you have!
I'll just stay home, I have some homework.
2006-09-29 05:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by fatcatjack9000 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who's Jeff Foxworthy?
2006-09-29 11:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by JENNY J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check Foxworthy out on Yahoo music. He is awesome.
2006-09-29 11:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by boo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-09-29 11:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by LJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious but true lol
2006-09-29 11:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!
2006-09-29 11:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
How about: "Pardon me sir? Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
2006-09-29 11:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ginny D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!!
2006-09-29 11:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great!
2006-09-29 12:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you really that bored???
2006-09-29 11:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by undercover_cosmotelogist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋