Okay. Hilary Duff is loved by young girls and snobs all around the world. Do you know why?
No, they don't think she's pretty.
No, they don't like her style.
No, they don't like her acting.
Her music! Have you ever listened to it? Go on, do it. What's your first reaction? Trash the radio? No, it's expensive. Commit suicide... err, maybe so. It induces self-induced nausea for me!
I'll tell you the connection:
Hilary Duff sings.
14 Year old snob hears it.
Music is bad. Snob cannot imagine being burnt or buried, and her radio is the only one she's getting this month- and it would take some sort of fit to get another! Fits cost manicures! And manicures cost half of her allowance!
Snob decides to throw up instead.
Snob notices that throwing up makes her skinnier. Makes her ribs show. Ribs are in. Healthy bodies are way out. Especially that Monroe chick. Fatty.
Ahahaha! I now know! Mwahahaha! My theory has been proven! Hilary Duff causes bulimia!
Pink Floyd's better anyway.
.:Sarah N:.
2006-09-28
11:12:04
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