All categories - 28 September 2006

I dont know. I wanna hear what each of you guys are being.

2006-09-28 15:30:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2006-09-28 15:30:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"


"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yeah . Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"


The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The redneck said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the redneck.

(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government employees.)

2006-09-28 15:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i was gonna meet this guy for the second time at this festival an he said we'll be all alone - i like him a lot hes a sweetheart, but i might end up doin something i'd regret...and he might not like me if i dont- should i do it anyway?

2006-09-28 15:30:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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2006-09-28 15:30:21 · 5 answers · asked by jandis5457 3 in Internet

2006-09-28 15:30:15 · 9 answers · asked by Kim 2 in Mental Health

2006-09-28 15:30:15 · 3 answers · asked by ShullyR 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-28 15:30:14 · 11 answers · asked by Pseudo Obscure 6 in Music

i need to know this: 8 OF KIM'S 20 SHRTS ARE GREEN. WHAT FRACITONAL PART OF HER SHIRTS ARE NOT GREEN?

oh, and how do i show my work?

2006-09-28 15:30:12 · 9 answers · asked by mariah 1 in Homework Help

i have an empty bare clean garage. there's an opening up near the roof, but i can cover that up or leave it. and the washer and dryer are set up in the garage aswell. its a single car garage and i dont ever put the car in it. so i wanted to turn it into a "room" without converting it, because i'm renting the house, i dont own it. so how can i do this? how can i cool it next summer (i would use a heater to heat it in the winter) is this a bad idea? or with some creativity can it be done? the kids would love a play room!

2006-09-28 15:29:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

Nowadays, for the fast spread of satanic works, what did the Christians do to counter act with this happening?

2006-09-28 15:29:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

the song one life one love by Epikz according to limewire their is another song that sounds like that one but it like i just don't see why we just don't get out of here or whatever it is does anyone know what im talking about? i want name of song and band if its wrong with lyrics pls

2006-09-28 15:29:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

hw help

2006-09-28 15:29:40 · 16 answers · asked by xcrzyxballax 1 in History

I need to know, because some people are coming over to dinner, to celebrate my engagement, and my fioncee has put me in charge of dessert.

2006-09-28 15:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by John H 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-09-28 15:29:34 · 6 answers · asked by J. B 1 in History

I was wondering if I just sand the door using sand paper say 60 grit with no paint thinner or heat gun will the paint chip even more? My biggest fear with sanding using sand paper is that I would have to sand the entire door frame in order to make the entire door frame surface uniform, which would be a hassle.

My other question is that the wooden door has some minor paint chips that I want to fill in. What should I use to fill in the small paint chips in the wooden door?

2006-09-28 15:29:30 · 3 answers · asked by sdsherman 2 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-09-28 15:29:28 · 35 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-28 15:29:18 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

And then I was reading about the COMMITTEES OF CORRESPONDENCE... and what's gaspee?

2006-09-28 15:29:15 · 1 answers · asked by Sheyna 1 in History

My husband & I planned to pay for transportation from church to reception....but her dad has it taken care of. Then we planned on getting them a hotel for the wedding night....her parents took care of that too. Just wondering if anyone had any unique ideas. Thanks!

2006-09-28 15:29:06 · 8 answers · asked by hearts'n'flowers 2 in Weddings

I need something that fits my tomboy-punk personality, but I still don't want to just dress up like a regular rock star or something. Please help me, I'm desperate.

2006-09-28 15:29:04 · 4 answers · asked by Me Being Me 4 in Other - News & Events

2006-09-28 15:28:56 · 16 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 15:28:54 · 5 answers · asked by Rommie 7 in Software

Will it not work at all, or will it just work slower? Or is it specific to the drive?

2006-09-28 15:28:52 · 6 answers · asked by Codes G 1 in Other - Hardware

Im 34 weeks pregnant and like two days ago my feet and hands were swollen and it hasnt went away. When I sleep it doesnt go away. When I came home from work this morning(I work nights) my ankles were the size of softballs. Its starting to hurt to walk and to bend my wrists isnt fun at all. I try to keep my feet up when I can but it doesnt seem to be helping. Could this be something serious or is it normal? Im going to call my doctor about it tomorrow but I was just wondering for tongiht.

2006-09-28 15:28:43 · 12 answers · asked by MUFASAS MOMMA 2 in Pregnancy

should i dump her?

2006-09-28 15:28:36 · 25 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Marriage & Divorce

ive searched in yahoo and google and i cant find anything...

2006-09-28 15:28:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-28 15:28:35 · 5 answers · asked by shellbugger 5 in Zoology

i've been in a long distance relationship for 8 months... and its going really good. we have our problems, and fights, just like every couple, and we've been through a lot! but, my homecoming is this weekend, and i was planning on going. but when i told him this, he told me that he doesn't want me to go. he said he doesn't want me dancing with other guys. i want to go, but i dont want him to be mad and i dont want to fight about it. i really love and respect him, but i just don't know what to do. go... not go?
what should i do?!?

2006-09-28 15:28:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-28 15:28:27 · 6 answers · asked by hapi 2 in Other - Diseases