A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Yeah . Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
The redneck said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"What fish?" answered the redneck.
(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government employees.)
2006-09-28 15:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Them Good Ole Boys know how to handle Game Wardens. My cousins used to get in bad trouble with my Aunt and Uncle for some of their stunts. And no, I wasn't with them,.... no, I really wasn't.....lol.
2006-09-29 09:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that very funny, people in the south get stereo-typed but check out some of their ridiculous jokes and spelling.Keep up the good work country boy.
2006-09-28 15:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by Regina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa Haa Haa mr officar
2006-09-30 01:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart.. And funny
2006-10-03 10:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.
a guy is speeding across a bridge when he gets pulled over. the cop says "what's your hurry?"
the guy says "I'm late for work."
the cop says "what do you do for work?"
the guy says " I'm a rectum stretcher."
cop says "what do you mean?"
guy says "I stretch as*holes until they are about six feet in size."
cop says "what would anyone do with a six foot as*hole?"
guy says "put them on a bridge to catch speeders...."
2006-09-28 15:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny! LOL
2006-09-28 15:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Margie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-28 15:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny..
2006-09-28 15:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-28 15:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by bbydol221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny,
2006-09-28 15:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋