A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes, he starts dialing on the back of his hand as if it's a telephone. He then flips his hand over and starts talking into his palm. The bartender walks over and tells the guy it's a tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble from weirdos.
"You don't understand," the man says. "I'm very high tech. I've had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying a cell."
"Prove it! "So the guy dials up a number and presents his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a brief conversation. "That's incredible," says the bartender.'I wouldnever have believed it!"
'Yeah', says the guy.'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?'
"That's incredible," says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah," says the guy."I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs hi
2006-09-17
02:23:23
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