All categories - 15 September 2006

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."

Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

2006-09-15 02:10:01 · 10 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My 2001 Chevy Cavalier left turn signal is blinking fast in front but it does not light up in back, changed the bulb and worked for just for a short time, now it is not. Someone said I would need to change the whole unit attached to the bulb in trunk. Any SERIOUS ideas or thoughts, wisdom, any idea of how much it may cost to fix this problem?

2006-09-15 02:09:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

localy we are swamped with houndreds of them..why are they not more spread over the country..

2006-09-15 02:09:44 · 27 answers · asked by abojill 1 in Immigration

give the enzymatic as well as mechanism prospective.

2006-09-15 02:09:38 · 5 answers · asked by muzamil showkat p 1 in Biology

i am stress

2006-09-15 02:09:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Currently I'm having a practical training in high school - I study literature comparative and now I'm preparing to be a literature teacher. Everything seems easy cause I study at the best universityin the country, but... I'm a bit confused. This is a very good school (actually - I used to go there when I was younger;))), my supervisor is really requiring and generally... I would like to impress everyone leading my classes;) What do you reccomend? How to present literature to them so that these lessons would be interesting, full of inspiration for them and of course showing that I'm a good teacher?

2006-09-15 02:09:25 · 6 answers · asked by Lady G. 6 in Teaching

For your life? Or are you winging it?

2006-09-15 02:09:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 02:09:18 · 21 answers · asked by Sandi 2 in Fashion & Accessories

She got Eclipse 4+FeLV. Her eyes are bright and she is alert, but she doesn't want to get up. Should I call the vet or just wait it out?

2006-09-15 02:09:15 · 14 answers · asked by suki's mom 4 in Cats

2006-09-15 02:09:10 · 22 answers · asked by June 1 in Newborn & Baby

Ladies, would you ever consider going out with a guy that does not get along with his family?

I have a brother and a sister and numerous step sisters. I hate all of them, and they all hate me. It is just the way it is in my family.

the only member of my family that I speak to is my mother.
Ever since we were young, me and my siblings always fought and argued, we all competed for my mother affection, and never cared about building strong relationships with each other. It often got very violent between my an my brother.

When were we were young, everybody would say "oh, they young, its just sibling rivalry, they'll gey over it". But we never, we still all hate each other. None of us speak, and I hate going back home for christmases. . I feel very uncomfortable around my brothers and my sisters, and I even decided to stay away last christmas.

I just wanted to know what the ladies thought about a guy that does not get along with his family. Would you date him or avoid him.

2006-09-15 02:09:04 · 9 answers · asked by Playboy Grove 1 in Singles & Dating

I cant do the Zero mission when you shoot down the model airplanes.

There are too many of the *********! Is there a cheat?

2006-09-15 02:08:59 · 8 answers · asked by PETE 19 2 in Games & Gear

2006-09-15 02:08:59 · 2 answers · asked by miguel a 6 in Other - Social Science

2006-09-15 02:08:55 · 8 answers · asked by angelica2791 1 in Women's Health

2006-09-15 02:08:47 · 35 answers · asked by ultraman_in_space 1 in Other - Health

2006-09-15 02:08:33 · 4 answers · asked by sent2savetheworld 1 in Software

2006-09-15 02:08:33 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-09-15 02:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by Hillary N 1 in Other - Health

hi guys!
l'm from italy....

l'd like to know what ''mate'' means... (for example if someone says ''Good day, mate!'')
Can you also tell me other australian's tipical words, please? ...like slang words or something...

...in my school there are 8 australian students (they will stay here just for a week..) and l'd like to surprize them!


Thank you so much!

2006-09-15 02:08:30 · 19 answers · asked by ElWood 3 in Languages

the sword of truth divides, hates causes separation and not everyone agress God unites us either as why then are there athiest and this division?

2006-09-15 02:08:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

-How much does it hurt to get one on your wrist (the veiny side)?
-I want to hear your stories about getting tattoos as well.

2006-09-15 02:08:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7 in Skin & Body

2006-09-15 02:08:20 · 2 answers · asked by srlfhp1 2 in Other - United Kingdom

The one that is kicking me is in regards to lenders.. grrr... READ THE FINE PRINT..

2006-09-15 02:08:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 02:08:16 · 23 answers · asked by John Skerry 1 in Politics

2006-09-15 02:08:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-09-15 02:07:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

when every time i wanna address a law your lame excuse is always "oh that's from the old testament"
so what exactly is in your SO CALLED christian religion??? NO LAWS???
weired because as far as i know Jesus said that he didnt come to abolish the laws but to FULFILL them.

Matt 5:17-18 a little bit closer: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

is this NOT clear to most of the christians of today? do they think that they should live with NO laws??

no wonder why 90% of you are hypocites. sorry but it's a FACT.

2006-09-15 02:07:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Are there any websites where you can meet people that are free? All the ones I seem to find cost. And they cost a lot. Why should you pay to meet someone. I live in a small town and its hard to meet new people. And I hate going to clubs. No stupid answers please.

2006-09-15 02:07:50 · 8 answers · asked by babygirl000000 3 in Singles & Dating

stereotypical what?

2006-09-15 02:07:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys