An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.
The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."
Suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie he has ever had, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him,
turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"
2006-09-15 02:10:01 · 10 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a REALLY good joke!!! It was Fantastic!!! Put more on here!!!
2006-09-15 03:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i'm getting it!! 123 for = 1234! And if that became reported then became gonna be 'sol', so outta success. yet i are not getting the comedian tale... and that i don't think of i'm assume to get it the two... ~ khamani moore jonas (nick) r.i.p. Sean Taylor
2016-10-15 00:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by mulry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-09-15 05:04:52 · answer #3 · answered by Josie31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....clever and funny......1234.....
2006-09-15 02:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one you ve got there. its very funny
2006-09-15 02:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by Tony Yayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the joke?
2006-09-15 02:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny.....LMAO....i have never heard this one b4.
2006-09-15 02:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't she feel the stiffness...?.........hahahahah........
2006-09-15 02:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....sux to be him........and her...lol
2006-09-15 02:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by justmenothinelse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-09-15 06:28:09 · answer #10 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋