I don't care if he was from the middle east. He was white, possibly an albino. He was like the arabic "Powder" and he kept making out with Jeff Goldblum in the science lab. Then he took his hair-free body and oiled it up and created the worl'ds largest slip and slide and rode it to heaven and he will use the same slip and slide to ride it back to earth on judgement day. Slip sliding away, jesus was slip sliding away to eternally punish us on his holy canola oil lubricated plastic sheet .
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White power...jesus WAS white and history and demographics prove nothing
2006-09-13
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