I don't care if he was from the middle east. He was white, possibly an albino. He was like the arabic "Powder" and he kept making out with Jeff Goldblum in the science lab. Then he took his hair-free body and oiled it up and created the worl'ds largest slip and slide and rode it to heaven and he will use the same slip and slide to ride it back to earth on judgement day. Slip sliding away, jesus was slip sliding away to eternally punish us on his holy canola oil lubricated plastic sheet .
also
White power...jesus WAS white and history and demographics prove nothing
2006-09-13 08:47:35 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No he's black you son of a.....
2006-09-16 21:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously have some serious issues. He was Jewish in the middle east and therefore he had to be at least of olive complexion. And anyway, what difference does it make if he was a one eyed , one horned, five purple people eater? He came to die for your sins, which it sounds like includes bigotry. And the rest of the worlds sins. So I could care less what color he was. He is Jesus and that is all I need to know.
2006-09-13 08:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer think of Jesus "chosen" to be a white guy. Now on that word, i think of the explanation why Jesus is depicted as a white guy is that human beings do tend to compliment to view figures inclusive of those of their very own image. hence, white human beings tend to make certain him as white. in spite of the undeniable fact that transforming into up in a black community, many human beings there view him as being black. human beings make certainly one of those enormous fuss over this do they? I actual have favourite some white people who gets so offended while somebody factors out the reality that Jesus became into no longer white. LOL! whilst i do no longer possibly think of that Jesus would have been black, given his geographic area, i do no longer think of he became into white the two. whether, I do think of that would desire to be humorous if it finally end up that all and sundry this time white human beings have been worshiping a black guy. LOL! besides, I digress. interior the tip, for people who do save on with the Christian faith, i think of it infrequently concerns what race he became into or is.
2016-12-12 07:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are So wrong, I don't know where to begin. First off it was Saffola Oil and he never made out with Jeff Goldblum he did Jello-Shots with Bruce Willis.
2006-09-13 08:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of what you said is true.
This is Jesus returning..
Revelation 14: 14 And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. It does not say what color His skin is. Keep you bigotry to yourself.
2006-09-13 09:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible does not tell us anything about what Jesus looked like except that after He was beaten He looked pretty bad.
Isaiah wrote this about Him in the 53rd chapter:
2 He grew up before him like a tender shoot,
and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
3 He was despised and rejected by men,
a man of sorrows, and familiar with suffering.
Like one from whom men hide their faces
he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
No one has any idea what he looked like. Except those who have been dead for close to 2,000 years.
And none of them have access to the Internet to answer this.
2006-09-13 08:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Some people still fail to see the hypocrisy in being a bigot, and a Christian.
2006-09-13 08:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by megpavlikova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who gives a f you'll never get to see him so you won't prove crap
I wouldn't care if he was purple Judgement Day you don't want to see that with your small mind it's a 2 min. court session you'll be on the first thing smoking to HAdes
2006-09-13 08:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God help your ignorance. Maybe if you read the bible, you wouldn't be so stupid. Also, you might want to check your family tree. I'm sure you're white power won't run too far.
as for pastorart--- it does mention what Jesus looked like. Also, he was beaten so bad he was unrecognized as a human anymore.
2006-09-13 08:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol great! This is why people tend to have snap judgements. One of which could be your crazy. Two could be you are misinformed. Three could be you just want attention. Seriously though, he was a man, beyond that who cares what color he was.Geez-ums!
2006-09-13 08:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by mother_of_bonehead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and Mary Magdalene was really Michael Jackson in disguise.
(Must be "online day" at the local sanitarium.)
2006-09-13 08:50:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋