a guy, his dog, and a pig are the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. a few slow weeks pass by. every evening they’d lie out on the beach and watch the stars. one night, the guy was feeling a little amorous and really wanted some feminine company. the pig started to look like not such a bad prospect. so the guy rolled toward the pig and put his arm around it, giving it a bit of a cuddle. however, the dog was quite jealous about this and growled and barked until the guy took his arm away
a few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. the only survivor was a beautiful young woman, with a perfect hourglass figure and golden suntan. luckily the young woman was uninjured . she got along well with the others and went to the beach with them every evening to watch the stars.
one balmy night the guy began getting 'those' ideas again, and this time, darn it, he was going to give in. ed been alone for such a long time. so, he shyly leaned across to the girls and whispered, ‘umm, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?’
2006-09-08
15:46:30
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