a guy, his dog, and a pig are the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. a few slow weeks pass by. every evening they’d lie out on the beach and watch the stars. one night, the guy was feeling a little amorous and really wanted some feminine company. the pig started to look like not such a bad prospect. so the guy rolled toward the pig and put his arm around it, giving it a bit of a cuddle. however, the dog was quite jealous about this and growled and barked until the guy took his arm away
a few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. the only survivor was a beautiful young woman, with a perfect hourglass figure and golden suntan. luckily the young woman was uninjured . she got along well with the others and went to the beach with them every evening to watch the stars.
one balmy night the guy began getting 'those' ideas again, and this time, darn it, he was going to give in. ed been alone for such a long time. so, he shyly leaned across to the girls and whispered, ‘umm, would you mind taking the dog for a walk?’
2006-09-08 15:46:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was pretty funny.
2006-09-08 15:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it give u a 10
2006-09-08 17:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he had been laying in the sun too long!
2006-09-08 15:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so the guy likes the pig not the woman? LOL!!!!
2006-09-08 17:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow if I was in that situation I would shoot myself (if I was the guy). If i was the girl I would probably do what he asked and not care.
2006-09-08 15:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by guesswho? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but disgusting at the same time
2006-09-08 15:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-09-08 16:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groooooan.... Juan S, I expected better from you, LOL. Good night, and thanks for the joke. The treasure was in the storytelling.
2006-09-08 15:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the best one today
2006-09-08 16:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by chris r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looks like it already affected his thinking
^_^ good one
2006-09-08 16:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋