All categories - 7 September 2006

2006-09-07 02:53:51 · 3 answers · asked by Mister2-15-2 7 in Other - Politics & Government

On a crowded train and heading home, a war weary U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, the only seat that could have possibly been made available was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine not wanting to create a scene walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

The Marine didn't say a word, he picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman was sitting nearby and in perfect Queens English, spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out of the window."

2006-09-07 02:53:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-07 02:53:47 · 14 answers · asked by mouthbreather77 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I remind him to go pee at home constantly but he still wets himself. I dont understand.

2006-09-07 02:53:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-09-07 02:53:45 · 7 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. The current in a circuit is inversely proportional to the resistance. The current is 20 amperes when the resistance is 5 ohms. What will the current be if the resistance is 16 ohms?

2. A truck leaves Cincinnati traveling east at 35 mph. One hour later, a car leaves Cincinnati also traveling east at 40mph. How far from Cincinnati will the car catch up with the truck?

3. A chemical supply company has a 30% sulfuric acid solution and a 70% sulfuric acid solution. How many liters of each should be used to obtain 100 liters of a 40% solution?

2006-09-07 02:53:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

when i go to stop my car dies but it will start right back up.yesterday it died three times within 15 minutes. if you know what this maybe please tell me i've checked all the basic stuff like the battery cables fuses etc. Thank You

2006-09-07 02:53:41 · 6 answers · asked by beautifuulme1 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I know several people sang it, including marvin gaye and ray charles ~I think did a bit on it for the raisins...I'm not sure.

2006-09-07 02:53:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'm 13 and we have this project where we have to make our own sites.i'd like to know from other teens what would keep them interested.

2006-09-07 02:53:21 · 3 answers · asked by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 in Homework Help

2006-09-07 02:53:20 · 30 answers · asked by Mystique 2 in Video & Online Games

Do you think people who live in the country are at a major disadvantage and really miss out on the benefits of learning as a result?

2006-09-07 02:53:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2006-09-07 02:53:18 · 10 answers · asked by hollambyf 1 in Garden & Landscape

If baby's come from an egg inside the womb doesn't that make us a reptile. We can stand extremely hot temperatures. Some guys even walk on hot coal. Or what if were freakish things that are a cross between reptiles and mammals. Am I a freak are you a freak are we all freaks!?

2006-09-07 02:53:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I 've know this person for five years and they've always had a crush on me. now that we are out of highschool and have met up again, he still wants to date me. should i or should i not? when im with him, i dont know, but when we are not together, i feel like i wanna say yes. what should i do?

2006-09-07 02:53:10 · 22 answers · asked by Redstarr 1 in Singles & Dating

advantages and disadvantages of chemical control of micro-organisms

2006-09-07 02:53:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-09-07 02:53:02 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 02:53:01 · 6 answers · asked by themanwithtwoarms 3 in Movies

one of the greatest minds and a man whom i admire most was india's first prime minister jawaharlal nehru. in his autobiography this is what he wrote
'if a human being wants to be perfect he or she needs to change their views with the times, and those who stubbornly refuse to do so will be left out, and those who are left out will always find someone or something to blame their problems on'

nehru wrote this over 60 years ago, and dont you think this goes for muslims who have decided that they are not going to change their religion to suit modern times?

2006-09-07 02:52:57 · 8 answers · asked by ahmed 1 in Religion & Spirituality

According to Jain scriptures, Jainism is as old as anything in this world. It does not support the theory of evolution. Lord Mahaveer was 24th Tirthankara who preached jainism and before him, we had 23 Tirthankaras. The life time was of our first Tirthankara was of 3 Palyopam. One palyopam is equal to:
"The time required to empty a well which is 1 mile by 1 mile by 1 mile in dimensions and is filled with hair of a new born baby and each hair is removed once 100 years are completed"
Their height was equal to 500 Dhanush or Bows, which is nearly 500 times our present height. All this has been written in our holy book called "KalpaSutra", whose copies are present at most of the Museums in India.

2006-09-07 02:52:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how can i get over it...how can i change it? you know what, me and my girlfriend almost fight everyday because of this attitude of mine... i love her so much that i cant let her go... i dont know on what will i do if the time comes that she will left me because of my attitude...what will i do with my self inorder to not think of negative things upon her? plz help me...i have negative thoughts almost thats why she hates my attitude...hope you could help me for this...

2006-09-07 02:52:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

is it possible to dye mercury? how?

2006-09-07 02:52:52 · 3 answers · asked by ????? 2 in Chemistry

1. Favorite Color?
2. Favorite Food?
3. Favorite Cartoon?
4. Favorite Ice Cream?
5. Favorite Animal?
6. Favorite Place?
7. Favorite Exercise?
8. Favorite Store?
9. Favorite Movie?
10. Favorite Song?
11. Favorite Cookie?
12. Favorite Cake?
13. Favorite Sport?
14. Favorite Writer?
15. Favorite Book?
17. Favorite Joke?
18. Favorite Flower?
19. Favorite Quote?
20. Favorite Drink (alcoholic or non)?

2006-09-07 02:52:48 · 11 answers · asked by BookLovr5 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 02:52:45 · 18 answers · asked by ozbkwik 1 in Dogs

2006-09-07 02:52:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-09-07 02:52:43 · 4 answers · asked by l 1 in Friends

2006-09-07 02:52:28 · 6 answers · asked by rajeev k 1 in Embassies & Consulates

1. peanut butter or jelly
2. ketchup or mustard
3. cream cheese or butter
4. honey or chocolate syrup
5. chips or french fries
6. Ewok or Sleestak
7. Jump rope or Hopscotch
8. Kisses or Hugs (not the candy)
9. Me or You
10. Night or Day
11. Scrabble or Go Fish
12. Mermaids or Vampires
13. Shrimp or Crab
14. Question or Answer
15. Bread or Pudding
16. Coffee or Tea
17. 50 ft T-Rex or Pink Elephant w/ blue polka dots
18. Tape or Rubber bands
19. Waffles or Pancakes
20. Garden gnomes or Burger King Guy


ONLY CHOOSE 1!

2006-09-07 02:52:20 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, you have to slam on your brakes because they cut out in front of you. Or they back out of their driveway and act like you are not there.

Tell me your stories!
Even if you don't drive, have you been in a car and this has happened to the driver.

2006-09-07 02:52:10 · 5 answers · asked by Dottie 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live in an old farm house and the floors are constantly creaking and waking up my baby, anything I can do?

2006-09-07 02:52:03 · 12 answers · asked by leannainpa 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-09-07 02:51:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet