On a crowded train and heading home, a war weary U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, the only seat that could have possibly been made available was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine not wanting to create a scene walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The Marine didn't say a word, he picked up the little dog, tossed it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman was sitting nearby and in perfect Queens English, spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out of the window."
2006-09-07 02:53:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just perfect...wow..10..nice joke..:)
thx
2006-09-07 03:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2006-09-07 13:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 10:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS funny u certainly put a smile on my face thanx but u cud try shortening it a little
2006-09-07 03:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by SOFIA H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-07 07:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry, next time ill throw the right one out hte window
2006-09-07 03:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh!! Very good.
2006-09-07 03:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by debean75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the ending!!! lol
2006-09-07 03:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Marlyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..........I will give you 9 / 10,
(PS: I had heard of this joke and knew the answer)
2006-09-07 06:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-07 03:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by minnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done! Love it.
2006-09-07 02:57:23 · answer #11 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋