All categories - 7 September 2006

For it seemed good to the Holy Spirit, and to us, to lay no greater burden on you than these necessary things: that you abstain from things sacrificed to idols, from blood, from things strangled, and from sexual immorality, from which if you keep yourselves, it will be well with you -Acts 15

2006-09-07 08:31:41 · 5 answers · asked by Jay Z 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-07 08:31:37 · 14 answers · asked by ekimdnartreb 1 in Music

platinum styles

2006-09-07 08:31:34 · 1 answers · asked by zipster 1 in Engineering

2006-09-07 08:31:34 · 15 answers · asked by helenmankey 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. . .

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for
state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

2006-09-07 08:31:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I JUST WONDER IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS HAD THIS CONDITION AND ANY HOME REMEDIES FOR RELIEF OF PAIN.
IT IS AFFECTING MY COLLARBONE AND THERE ARE DAYS IT IS QUITE PAINFUL

2006-09-07 08:31:31 · 4 answers · asked by tess 4 in Other - Diseases

2006-09-07 08:31:31 · 7 answers · asked by The Punisher 1 in Boats & Boating

there are so many cultures that make no mention of that particular being?

2006-09-07 08:31:31 · 5 answers · asked by strpenta 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I no this seems like a stupid question but i like this guy and i keep trying to talk to him but i get to nervese and back out so my question is...What do I say to him andHow do i impress him so that he wuill come talk to me??

Thanks for anyone who can help
Cali

2006-09-07 08:31:27 · 14 answers · asked by cali13 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

its not as drastic a a gastrinal bypass. Anyone ever have the lap band or gastrinal bypass done, and how has it changed your life?

2006-09-07 08:31:27 · 26 answers · asked by m6bonster 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-09-07 08:31:21 · 23 answers · asked by bfrank 2 in Philosophy

I mean if he wants to drink a couple of 5ths of Jack Daniels and fall face first into a coffee table and blame it on pretzels then its HIS business aint it? Libs mind your business.

2006-09-07 08:31:18 · 15 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Politics

What are some sites that help you with your resume? Are there any that go into a lot of detail? Are there any without cost?

2006-09-07 08:31:18 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Careers & Employment

2006-09-07 08:31:17 · 8 answers · asked by P1850 1 in Other - Pets

2006-09-07 08:31:12 · 9 answers · asked by pupa 1 in Ethnic Cuisine

We just found out our pom has been having skin irritations because he has allergies -- to something. The problem is, we don't know what yet. Before I start the process of elimination, I thought I'd ask if anyone else's poms have allergies and what they ended up being allergic to. Thanks.

2006-09-07 08:31:08 · 3 answers · asked by lennylovesspaghetti 2 in Dogs

I hung out with a male friend of mine not too long ago, who brought along a friend. We all hung out went to lunch, went shopping, went out for drinks, etc. I saw him (the tag-along) again at my usual hangout last night and we talked for awhile and then he asked for my number.

I gave him my number because you can never have to many friends but I did not elaborate on that when I gave him my number.
So he called me today and left me a message…here is my question.. Would it be weird/rude if I call him back to chat and tell him right away I don't want to date him or have any sort of relation with him unless it is friendly? I feel that he thinks since I gave him my number that means I'm fair game. I just don't want to seem arrogant. What should I do..? Tell him right off the bat when I talk to him so he doesn't try to ask me out on a date, or wait until I see him (we hang out at the same place all the time)?

2006-09-07 08:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by Amanduh 1 in Singles & Dating

i have been at it since i was 10 years old no lie. I want to stop. i get cranky and irratable if i dont look at porn and masturabet at least 2-3 times a week.
If i cantstop at least tell me how i can slow down and maybe not do it as often.

2006-09-07 08:31:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

Is there some sort of pill or prescription for Beta Thalassemia Minor or something that will alleviate minor (as in small) symptoms?

2006-09-07 08:30:54 · 4 answers · asked by John Smith 2 in Medicine

I'm a happily married Lesbian. My partner and I want to have children, however she can obviously not get me pregnant. I'm just starting to look into sperm banks. Has anyone (gay or straight) gone this route? Can you please tell me about the process and any tips? Thank you.

2006-09-07 08:30:54 · 19 answers · asked by Alexis 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

me and her work at same co- but in different offices when she see me she smile to me and we begin talking together and she become happy and positive with me not like anyone in all co- .yesterday i have asked her to go to restaurant to have lunch but she refuse and i said ok we can do that later if you want and she said yeh .today i asked her to have cup of coffee together but also she refuse .so the question is , i realy like this girl and i think she do too but i don,t understand her ...people pleas be logical...thanks

2006-09-07 08:30:52 · 18 answers · asked by aladdin 2 in Singles & Dating

I am currently behind on my car payments and would like to trade it in to get something with cheaper payments, unfortuneately refinancing is not an option.

2006-09-07 08:30:49 · 3 answers · asked by MamaDrama 2 in Buying & Selling

2006-09-07 08:30:46 · 15 answers · asked by Marley 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Not like adobe preimere or sony vegas, just a freeware program.

2006-09-07 08:30:45 · 1 answers · asked by jordanhumble 1 in Software

Thanks.

2006-09-07 08:30:44 · 2 answers · asked by Patty 4 in Internet

Hey does anyone know whether the King ever sang "Unchained melody" and if so, is it available as a recording?

Thanks.

2006-09-07 08:30:44 · 16 answers · asked by Not Ecky Boy 6 in Music

I've cought my boyfriend five times downloading porn on the computer.( This is after We've finished having sex and I'm sleeping).
I've told him how much it bothers me and he promises that he wont do it anymore.... but i always catch him. He hides in in files that he thinks i wont find it and it's really starting to get to me. It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for him and i want it to stop. When i do catch him he tries to lie to me about it and i dont feel like he loves me or that i can trust him. What do I do?

2006-09-07 08:30:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?


I AM THE RIDDLE MASTER

2006-09-07 08:30:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rYq4UC6OFI

2006-09-07 08:30:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-07 08:30:32 · 9 answers · asked by I Found Jesus in the Dumpster! 1 in Religion & Spirituality