All categories - 24 August 2006

2006-08-24 02:30:46 · 12 answers · asked by Luvy 3 in Horoscopes

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab! At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

2006-08-24 02:30:46 · 14 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

is it normal for a medial student, not to recall what he studied in biochem. ,anatomy, physiology,EMBERIOLOGY, etc.. even pathology & pharma!!!!!!!!!!!
how can i refresh my knowledge, using a short time period??!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-24 02:30:37 · 13 answers · asked by white skull 3 in Medicine

hi,
should i buy a 2000 nissan altima from the dealership for $7000. Is this a good deal or am i being ripped off?
The car is an 2000 Nissan Altima GXE
-cd player
-auto
-power windows/locks
-keyless entry

2006-08-24 02:30:32 · 12 answers · asked by Dipesh R 1 in Buying & Selling

2006-08-24 02:30:22 · 25 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Singles & Dating

Pull 'em

Katie tried
I was halfway crucified
I was on the other side
Of no tomorrow

You walked in
And my life began again
Just when i'd spent the last piaster
I could borrow

All night long
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang
I knew was true

Are you with me Doctor Wu?
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that i once knew?
Are you crazy,are you high?
Or just an ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
Are you with me Doctor

Don't sem right
I've been strung out here all night
I've been waiting for the taste
You said you'd bring to me

Biscayne Bay
Where the Cuban gentleman sleep all day
I went searching for the song
You used to sing to me

Katie lies
You could see it in her eyes
But imagine my surprise
When i saw you

Are you with me Doctor Wu?
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that i once knew
She is lovely,yes she's sly
And you're an ordinary guy
Has she finally got to you
Can you call me Doctor

2006-08-24 02:30:20 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

2006-08-24 02:30:19 · 30 answers · asked by sabrina 3 in Religion & Spirituality

And don't ask me how long have you got.

2006-08-24 02:30:13 · 8 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 02:30:10 · 20 answers · asked by hat_213 1 in Hair

2006-08-24 02:30:05 · 2 answers · asked by basketbal31895 1 in Celebrities

what are your views?..what is ur opinion of the REAL brains behind the mess we are in...Dick Cheney. I dont hear as much "Cheney-bashing" as I should!!!

2006-08-24 02:30:04 · 5 answers · asked by Studmuffin 3 in Other - Politics & Government

hot

2006-08-24 02:30:02 · 58 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm starting to be in love with this very good looking, bit nerdy and shy, very gentleman but party-a-lot-guy, who I've been dating for 2 months. He understands me when I said I can't have sex with someone who's not in a relationship with, and still wants to spend weekends with me. I think he's into me, and I'm into him. He invited me to his home town, booked a hotel with twin bed to make me comfortable, and would book another room if I'm worried. He's sweet.
And I met this guy who's a banker, very successful, very smart, sporty and fit, good looking as well, Australian, speeks extreemly straight, and he's telling the person we know both that he fell in love with me, and thought of marrige first time in his life. I only met him first time, we're going to have a dinner in 2 weeks. Just starting to see him.
I do want to get married in this 3 years, and I might be moving countries. The latter one knows, the first one doesn't yet...
What would you do if this happened...?

2006-08-24 02:29:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

So whats up with the cops' 2 inch from the bumper fetish they all have late at night while Im trying to get home? Clearly Im not doing anything wrong, am using my turn signals, and driving just at the speed limit but nope still have to follow me. I imagine that job is boring, huh? No wonder nobody likes you cops.

2006-08-24 02:29:58 · 15 answers · asked by aj lewis 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

the decission in the oval test match

2006-08-24 02:29:55 · 15 answers · asked by vishalbakshi2000 1 in Cricket

Im taking my ex on a picnic..with the hopes that we can work through our probs and start over. He is agreeing to go out, but im going to surprise hime with a picnic. We have never done anything like this before, so I thought this would be a good idea. He is a vegetarian. What types of food should I bring? Also, is there any thing special I can do since this is such an important date?

2006-08-24 02:29:51 · 17 answers · asked by pinkie443 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

Victim is under Dr care for stroke the numbess and asleep feeling in always in the hands and fingers sometimes in left arm.
Tests reveal no damage however nerve damage (RSD )is apparant. No more tests please!

2006-08-24 02:29:41 · 2 answers · asked by gladiado 1 in Heart Diseases

2006-08-24 02:29:36 · 2 answers · asked by mike 1 in Friends

2006-08-24 02:29:33 · 1 answers · asked by Alan j 1 in Other - US Local Businesses

Why do planes have lifejackets under the seats... Wouldn't parachutes be a better idea?

2006-08-24 02:29:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

2006-08-24 02:29:27 · 28 answers · asked by BIG AL 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I do know that it is supposed to last a billion years(the gold disc)...tom science

2006-08-24 02:29:25 · 6 answers · asked by tom science 4 in Astronomy & Space

I love taking pictures with my digital camara. i like to print them off at home using my computer, but i like being able to add borders, shading, being able to edit the pictures such as airbrushing mistakes and all of that good stuff. can you suggest a good software to buy to do this with? and how much it costs? i have the printer dock that goes with my camara, but that is just for printing out pictures. i like being able to put them on my computer and print them out in dufferent sizes and fun edits. please help! thanks

2006-08-24 02:29:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2006-08-24 02:29:10 · 7 answers · asked by scyndee1 1 in Garden & Landscape

Mine are:
1. Human Nature
2. P.Y.T
3. Man In The Mirror
4. Off The Wall

2006-08-24 02:29:04 · 21 answers · asked by freakonaleash27020 2 in Music

2006-08-24 02:29:00 · 21 answers · asked by Joseph O 1 in Other - Society & Culture

The other driver clearly was at fault. Do I sue or wait till the other insurance company makes me an offer.

2006-08-24 02:28:56 · 12 answers · asked by lifeisgrand99 2 in Law & Ethics

good place to go to college at for art in houston..
like an art teacher or just to learn..art..
HELP

2006-08-24 02:28:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-24 02:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment