What do you think?
Five Kinds of Sex:
1. Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you are blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex. At the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, any place, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.Hallway Sex. The bloom is gone. As you pass each other in the hallway, you say, "Screw you",
and "Screw you, too".
5. Courtroom Sex. This happens when you become divorced, and get screwed in front of everyone in the City Hall Courtroom!
2006-08-22
23:37:08
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