What do you think?
Five Kinds of Sex:
1. Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you are blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex. At the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, any place, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.Hallway Sex. The bloom is gone. As you pass each other in the hallway, you say, "Screw you",
and "Screw you, too".
5. Courtroom Sex. This happens when you become divorced, and get screwed in front of everyone in the City Hall Courtroom!
2006-08-22 23:37:08 · 16 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is too funny
2006-08-22 23:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by jenn_burks311 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can agree to it all. however i was never lucky enought to have #1 smurf sex, but i made up for it in #5 courtroom sex. LOL!
2006-08-22 23:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by ♥wasnlove69♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is true, but 5 only scratches the surface.
I don't recall "scratches the surface" being listed as a kind of sex, but it could well be!
2006-08-23 09:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10*
I did not reached to the 4th stage yet, and do not expects yet the 5th kind ha ha
2006-08-22 23:44:12 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soo funny!
2006-08-23 12:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find it funny in a scary kind of way.
2006-08-22 23:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He, He, he! Not sure if it's true for everyone but it's definately a good theory!
2006-08-22 23:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Chiara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read "Kamasutra." You have missed the wood for the trees!
2006-08-22 23:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! man i luv it! ahahahahahah might be true lmao!
ahaha smurf sex sounds freaky ahaah
2006-08-22 23:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Blue_Dragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laugh because it is funny, then cry because it is true
2006-08-23 01:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally love it!
2006-08-24 08:17:55 · answer #11 · answered by Reca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋