Subject: The Rednecks
> >>
> >> Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
> >>
> >> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> >>
> >> I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
> >> marijuana inside his firewood!"
> >>
> >> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> >>
> >> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> >> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
> >> open
> >> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
> >> leave. The phone
> >> rings at Virgil's house.
> >>
> >> "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
> >>
> >> "Yeah!"
> >>
> >> "Did they chop your firewood?"
> >>
> >> "Yep!"
> >>
> >> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
> >>
> >> (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)
>
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2006-08-21
23:34:09
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